Dazai x reader one shots

You Don't Have To Conform

Dazai puts his hands in his pockets while he listens to Kunikida explain the next mission.
The blonde pushes up his glasses and sighs. "Are you paying attention Dazai?"
"Of course. I got the jist. I wanna get this one over and done with. I got a bottle of bleach with my name on it."
"We confiscated that."
"Waaaa?! But it has my name on it."
"We noticed and don't care."
Dazai pouts cutely.
Although as they turn back forward a boy bumps into the brunette.
(Y/n) bows then quickly moves on.
Dazai smirks and watches him walk away before following Kunikida again.

A couple days later Dazai walks down the street by himself.
Suddenly he feels someone bump into him from behind.
The woman pants heavily and bows.
Dazai notices the familiar face. "You bumped into me a couple days ago. Why are you running?"
She hides in front of him, glancing behind him slightly.
"Are you being chased?"
(Y/n) nods slowly.
"Why?"
She looks down.

Dazai looks behind his shoulder then pushes (Y/n) against the building.
"Stay quiet and follow my lead."
"Are you going to kiss me?"
"No, do you want me to?"
(Y/n) blushes but shakes her head.
"Then I won't." He boxes her in with his arms and leans his head closer.
Her body is barely visible to the crowd and the man chasing her runs by.
Dazai watches him then looks back at her. "Who is he?"
"A bigot who wants to see what's under my skirt."
Dazai frowns and looks her over. "I see. Would you like to get some coffee? I'm sure you'd like to avoid him."
(Y/n) nods and smiles softly.

As the years go by and the closer they got (Y/n) felt so safe and accepted.
Dazai always seemed to know how they felt and what gender they were.
They sometimes cry from happiness.
He likes to say it wasn't hard once he picked up on the little things.
(Y/n) got to know him as well and slowly developed romantic feelings for the agent.
At first Dazai didn't see anything happening between them, maybe friendship, which it was for a long time.
Slowly though it turned into something more for him as well.
(Y/n) is stability and love in his life while Dazai is understanding and a safe space.

It's also nice that whenever someone hurts (Y/n), Dazai is always there to kick some ass.
The other agents were shocked to hear he finally settled down with a partner, considering his constant attempts.
Obviously they don't stop but they get less and less frequent.
They both change for the better and make things work.
Even when Dazai's commitment issues arise (Y/n) shows him everything will be ok.
Fights aren't common and they never revolve around (Y/n)'s identity.

Dazai lays on his back on their bed and (Y/n) slowly crawls in.
They lay on their side, laying their head on his shoulder.
"You have a good day?" Dazai mumbles, playing with their hair.
"It was fine. What about you?"
"Boring to be honest. I'm glad you're here now though. My little mystery~"
"Why do you call me that? I'm not mysterious."
"You don't care for gender specific ones so I decided to come up with something else. I'm a detective and the other half of a detective is their mystery. Therefore you are my little mystery."