Dazai x reader one shots

Going About As Normal

"Stop ruffling my hair. I just got it to cooperate." (Yn) whines, trying to fix his hair.
"But your reaction is so cute. Maybe I should start calling you my girlfriend instead. You whine in a cute high pitched voice, you look like a cute girl and I-"
"Please don't." (Y/n) cuts him off in a low tone.
Dazai instantly notices the tone change. "I'm sorry."
"No you're not. But I can't blame you."
"I feel like there's something you're not telling me."
(Y/n) crosses his arms. "There's a reason I'm more feminine."
"Did you used to be a girl?" Dazai jokes.
"Yeah."
Dazai's eyes widen and he looks at his boyfriend. "Oh shit! I'm so sorry. I didn't-"
"I know. You're not one to judge, that's why I didn't mind telling you. I just didn't wanna say anything until everything was officially done and over with."

Dazai smiles softly and holds his boyfriend's hand.
(Y/n) smiles and looks from their hands to Dazai's eyes.
"Do you need help with anything?"
"Just be supportive. I don't have any of that in my life; it's why I moved here in the first place."
"Got it. My handsome boyfriend is the coolest guy in the world...besides me of course."
"Nah, coolest in the world."
The agent gasps, covering his chest. "How could you?"
(Y/n) sticks his tongue out at his boyfriend then laughs softly.
Dazai sighs but smiles. "I guess."

"I'm surprised you didn't pick up on it earlier. You're smart and perceptive."
"I guess I just thought you were a pretty boy. You being born a girl never crosses my mind. I didn't do a background check on you which I guess I should've huh?"
"Would you still have dated me?"
"Girls aren't my thing so maybe we could've started off as friends. Then when you decided to transition I might have asked you out."
"A friend...that sounds nice."
"Do you not have any of those?"
"Have you not noticed that either? Dazai are you just here to eat and fuck me?"
"Add have deep conversations then yes."

(Y/n) pouts cutely and looks away. "Then maybe I should break up with you."
"Little mystery, you wouldn't do that would you?"
The (h/c) shrugs and turns his back to his boyfriend.
Strong arms wrap around his waist.
"(Y/n) I do love you. And you know I don't take that word lightly. So please know this information doesn't change anything and I still love you."
The boy turns around quickly and hugs his boyfriend. "How did I manage to tie you down. I don't feel good enough."
"Well you're more than enough. Remember you're the coolest guy so that means I'm not worthy of you."
(Y/n) smiles softly and kisses Dazai.
Dazai cups his face gently.

(Y/n) pulls away quickly. "I'm hungry."
"You wanna go out or order something in?"
"I want you to make me something."
Dazai curses under his breath. "I never should have let Kunikida tell you that."
(Y/n) smirks. "Yep, now make me omelet rice."
"Oh that's easy. At least ask something hard of me little mystery."
The boy shakes his head. "I want omelet rice."
The brunette sighs but nods. "Ok, omelets it is."