BATIM Oneshots ig

Vines, a play ☁

TW: implied suicidal thoughts and harsh swearing. This has vines in it, I don't know how else to explain.

August always had been strange, but humor was something that they shared with people... to a degree. Dark humor with most of the studio, math jokes for Grant, science related ones for Johnny, hell even the normal is available. But nobody understands their humor, Gen Z humor.

Except for Wally, he learns quickly.

August swung open the doors to the break room, grinning widely. "What's up fuckers!" They shouted, waltzing in the room. Everyone looked horrified at the 10-year old kid.

"You could get fired, or kicked out for foul language," Sammy pointed out, dismissing that he has used profanity many times. People in the studio strangely don't care about telling people off for cussing to Joey Drew, but anything else they would.

"Damn, people of this time have no humor at all," August huffed. But then they turned to Wally with a huge grin on their face, Wally having the same.

"Dude, check out this new umbrella I just got," August pulled out a black and white umbrella with a smooth wooden handle, undoing the Velcro and opening it much to Sammy's horror. Everyone knew he was a superstitious bastard.

"Dude that's bad luck-" Wally started, before being interrupted by the redhead.

"Chill out bro- WHO SUMMONED ME?!" August replied before suddenly shouting, soon after full on screaming with the janitor. Directly after startling everyone in the room but Wally, the two of them started to cackle with laughter.

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"Are you sure that this is a good idea? Last I checked your humor is... strange." Sammy asked, tying his hair. August shrugged.

"That was 1940... something. This is 2022, everyone already is well acquainted with Gen-z humor by now, even if they don't understand it. So Henry thought it may be a good idea to do a vine comp."

Sammy wrinkled his nose slightly before sighing with defeat. Just in time too, the act is about to start.

Joey walked out onto the stage. Well, rolled out in his wheelchair. Everyone may hate him but he is one of the best performers in the studio.

"Hello people of the studio! Welcome to our strangest performance yet, even outshining the play of A Midsummer Night's Dream! That one fell apart surprisingly fast- Anyway today we have for you a vine compilation, played out in person. Now enjoy the show!" Joey projected the introduction before hurriedly leaving, unwilling to risk getting another can of soup thrown at him. And with that, the curtain opened.

Alice almost had to clear her throat, but decided that it would ruin the play. With a quick inhale, she looked to Boris and started to sing, pointing to Bendy who played confusion.

"Oh my god, look at that face!" Alice started before being briskly interrupted by Henry walking out and singing in the same rhythm:

"If you're feeling suicidal then you've come to the right place." Henry sang along, walking briskly towards the three toons and chasing them off stage as they giggled. Another group of people walked onto the set fluidly, one even carrying an entire couch just for another to sit on. Allison, Wally, Norman, and Thomas.

"And here is a wall of illegal aliens," Wally said, crossing his legs on the couch. "And look! There's one right there!"

He had pointed to Norman, who in turn stared at him before glaring.

"Ay! Cabron!" Norman started in Spanish, surprising the people in the crowd and apparently the actors. He continued to talk in a string of angry Spanish, walking up to Wally as the married couple watched idly.