Sammy: No, I'm not planning to be polite or heterosexual
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Susie: Sammy I like yo-
Sammy: THE ILLUSION OF LIVING, PRAISE LORD BENDY, CAN I GET AN AMEN????
Susie: wtf-
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Joey: We need a way to cut costs, what can we live without?
Thomas: Probably Wally
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August opening a Capri Sun: guess I'll drink my sorrows away
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Joey: Well, well, if it isn't my old friend. The dawning realization that I fucked up badly
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Wally: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year... is me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
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Sammy: If I'm really as mean as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.
*lightning strikes*
Sammy: Ha ha! Nice try jackass! Next time bring your A-game!
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Joey: I'm not out of control, I'ma law abiding citizen!
Bertrum: Name one law.
Joey: Don't kill people?
Henry: That's on me, I set the bar too low.
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FanfictionCOVER NOT MINE Oneshots of any batim characters. I (mostly) do not care what pair of people you would like, what setting, AU, or anything. this is all creative freedom writing practice. Ask what ever you would like to see written! Fluff Angst This s...
