If Sammy had a sleepover with 3 other people
Sammy and Susie:
Susie: You awake?
Sammy: Yeah. *rolls over and kisses her
Sammy and Norman:
Sammy: You awake?
Norman: *flops over* Bitch, what the fuck you want?
Sammy and Wally:
Wally: *Walks downstairs* I TOLD YOU TO GO TO BED 3 HOURS AGO!!
Sammy: NO I MUST FINISH THESE SONGS!
Wally: *tries to pry him from the desk*
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August: *pulls norman down to noogie him while hoping not to die*
Norman: God, you're so short.
August: YOU DARE CALL ME THE S-WORD WHILE I'M 4'8?! *Grows to 7 ft* HOW ABOUT NOW?!
Norman: WHAT THE-
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Wally giving August a piggy-back ride: *Zooms through the hallways*
Sammy: Why do we keep August around? Wally is childish enough as he is, August is just another inciting incident.
Joey: It's fun.
Sammy: That's a demon with the mentality of a 5 year old on a body of a 10 year only what do you mean-
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Wally: So I was torn between getting black suspenders or rainbow suspenders. But then I decided to get the black suspenders because I was getting the knee-high rainbow socks anyways.
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Sammy: *writing a letter*
Sammy: Dear Santa,
I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...
And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.
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Susie: Sammy?
Sammy: Hmm?
Susie: I-I like you
Sammy: I know, I like you too
Susie: ...
Susie: But... I like like you, ya know?
Sammy: So do I? You're one of my friends
Susie:
4 minutes later
Wally: Why do I hear yelling?
Sammy: *bursts through the door with Susie following him*
Sammy: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
Susie: I LOVE YOU
Sammy: BRO I LOVE YOU TOO BUT WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
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Jack: Should we tell him?
Norman pulling a door that says push.
Joey pinching his nose: Give him a minute.
Wally recording: Pull harder!
Sammy: Bet you twenty dollars he rips the door off.
Jack: I am not dumb enough to take that bet-
Norman ripping the door off of its hinges: Got it open! Man, are the doors getting jammed a lot. Might have to fix that. This is the fourth one I had to tear open today.
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Sammy, working at McDonald's: Sorry sir, we don't serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem.
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