Prophet: Are we fighting or flirting?
Ink Bendy: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Prophet: Your point?
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Sammy: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
Joey: Only if you also don't ask why.
Joey: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*
Sammy: ...
Sammy, grabbing a skull: This one will do.
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August: *shoots up from their bed for the first time that day* Fuck, it's 4 PM
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Wally: You guys need to eat-
Sammy and Grant: I have work to do.
Ink Bendy and August: I don't like eating.
Wally: HOW DO YOU NOT LIKE-
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Grant: You gave Wally COFFEE?!?!
Shawn: Nah, I gave 'em soda!
Wally on 3 monster energy drinks: I NEED TO JUMP OFF THE NEAREST BRIDGE TO FEEL WATER ON MY SKIN-
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Norman: Bro, you know your single status?
Sammy: Yeah?
Norman: *pulls out ring* Get rid of it.
Sammy: I genuinely cannot tell if this is a threat to marry Susie or you are proposing to me.
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Wally: What's your favorite thing about Sammy?
Norman: He's so fuckin' dense.
Wally: And your least favorite?
Norman: He's so fuckin' dense.
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