Wally: Mint is just cold spicy
The studio: ...
Sammy: What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
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Joey: *pitches an Idea*
Nathan: Huh, there might be something here!
Grant, under his breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.
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August to Joey: *talking about FNAF lore*
Wally: I am incredibly confused.
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Shawn: Oh ho, oh ho ho, you mother fucker youaredeadtome
Thomas: For the last time, I didn't steal your belt!
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Allison: Thomas is such a sweet guy!
Wally: ... He will kill Susie if she ever makes you cry about being Alice-
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Sammy: Hey, let's just say hypothetically I'm bleeding out in my office because I dropped my axe on my leg and left a cut, what should I do?
Norman: ... I'm on my way.
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Wally: Everyone knows you are together.
Sammy: No they don't.
Wally: Raise your hand if you thought Norman and Sammy were together.
The entire music department and squad: *raises hand*
Sammy: ...
Sammy: Norman, lower your fucking hand-
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Half the studio: *sticks up middle finger* Fuck you Joey, we need more sleep
Other half: ... you guys don't have a good sleep schedule?
Sammy, Grant, and several others: You actually sleep?
August: You don't have less than 1 hour and pass out in class?
Wally: *inhale* oKAY NAPETIME-
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