Bertrum: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Joey: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Bertrum: In that case, we're definitely lost.
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Store Worker: Would Mr. Cohen please come to the front desk?
Grant, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: *points to Shawn and Wally*
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Shawn and Wally, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Grant: I didn't even bring you guys here with me, what-
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Joey: Hey Henry??
Henry: Yes?
Joey: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Henry:
Henry: Where's Wally?
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Sammy: Why are you on the floor?
Norman: I'm depressed.
Norman: Also, I was shot, can you get Henry, please.
Sammy: Isn't he the one that shot you? I saw him walk out with a gun.
Norman: Yes, he is, that's why I need him. To kill him.
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Jack: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Norman?
Norman: ... No.
Wally: I do!
Jack: I know, Wally.
Wally: I'm sad!
Jack: I know, Wally.
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Abby: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Henry: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Joey: Smad.
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Susie: How do you keep your pants up while running around all day, it's incredible.
Wally: ... Belt.
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Wally: Tell me you're from Texas without telling me you're from Texas
Norman: *pulls out gun* ...Y'all.
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