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Sammy hesitated, his hand just a bit away from the water visibly swirling around. Norman sat beside him on the well.

"Are we really doing this?" Sammy asked Norman cautiously. Norman tilted his head.

"Well, you always wanted to know what's on the other side of the strange water, right?"

Swallowing the uncertainty building up in his chest, he stood on the edge of the stone border, Norman following suit. "God, I hope we don't die."

Then he jumped into the well

In the chateau, the rooms rearranged themselves as the outside took on the color of a light orange. August walked through the halls of the AUs, occasionally adjusting a button or what not. But then a portal began to act up.

"What? Oh shIT-" August screamed before shielding their face as the portal behind them burst with crackling energy. Out came two figures. In their house. Which is in their void...

... IN THEIR VOID-

In a moment of sheer panic, they grabbed the two's wrist and dragged them to a different portal, shoving them into the original. The Author was almost definitely behind this, so they could fix any consequences easily.

Author paused, reading the text that they just typed and wondered if they should take the strings back and... delete that text and therefore make their vessel more nicer.

"... Nah, personality right?"

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Sammy burst through the wooden trunk of the tree, Norman falling through as well. They both took one look at each other, not bothered by the new grass stains on their knees as they wore their normal clothing.

"... So we didn't die," Norman joked dryly as he got up, offering a hand to the blonde. Sammy took the hand, and noticed the house strangely close to them.

With a sigh, Sammy dragged Norman to the house, realizing that they were behind said house and that the door was irresponsibly open.

"Norman!" The taller one stiffened at his name. "I swear I told you to stop following me-"

There. Right there stood a sandy blonde with white overalls and a Bendy mask. Just like prophet-

"Oh my shit."

"Sammy?" Norman asked, but got two responses. He whipped his head around and saw his companion in his loose white shirt, and turned his head again to see the one in a green button up. "Two Sammys?"

With a yelp, the Sammy in the white shirt felt himself get pressed up to the wall, his doppelganger holding him against it. Norman shouted, but was stopped as the one adorned in green threw an axe that appeared from absolutely nowhere to snag the side of his shirt hard into the wall behind him.

"State your name, favorite flower, preferred weapon, gift from Norman, and sing Rasputin."

"I- what?" Sammy sputtered in surprise, caught off guard.

"Do you want to be held against a wall while the Norman-look-alike tries to get rid of my axe?" The blonde asked, jerking his head to the man behind him getting more frustrated at the weapon, but managing to loosen it.

Sammy gave him a disapproving look, before sighing. "Sammy Lawrence, dandelions, axe, a ribbon, ra ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen," he said blankly.

"What color is the ribbon?"

"Jesus fuckin' christ- blue!"

The blonde dropped him, making his way over to Norman he dislodged his axe with a bit of assistance from the wall. He frowned when he saw the guest bedroom through the wall.