Allison: wears a "fancy' clothing and is kind
Susie: Wears clothing she made herself, is currently the voice of alice angel, dating the music director, kind to other people, and keeps morale up.
Joey: ... I like Allison, Susie, you are fired.
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KIP: Those little shits taking way my only friend, oh how I could just scream-
Ophilia: ... Are you eating a glow stick?
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Wally: Look at the flowers! Ther's a blue one!
Henry: There's a blue one?
Wally: It's in front of you? ... Henry... what color is this leaf?
Henry: Green?
Wally: ... Henry It's brown-
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Sammy: Boy, why are you still WOKE it's past your BEDTIME!
August at 2:26 AM: Sir I ain't sleepin'!
Sammy: You are going to sleep ANYWAY-
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Buddy: What's your favorite color?
Henry: ... Buddy I'm colorblind-
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Grant: That's not funny.
Norman: I thought it was funny.
Grant: You don't count. You started laughing at a funeral because you remembered something stupid that Wally did.
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Joey: Don't fear death, Fear the state you will die in.
Sammy: New York
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Joey and Lacie: *arguing*
Joey: *going to punch Lacie*
Henry: You can't hit a girl!
Joey: THAT'S A FEMALE!?
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FanfictionCOVER NOT MINE Oneshots of any batim characters. I (mostly) do not care what pair of people you would like, what setting, AU, or anything. this is all creative freedom writing practice. Ask what ever you would like to see written! Fluff Angst This s...
