Bertrum and Grant: The amount of Americans here is horrifying.
Shawn, piss drunk: What 'bout Norman, why ain't he with us?
Lacie: ... Shawn, Norman is from TEXAS-
\\
Wally: *smacks side of his head* Ow-
Jack: Why did you hit yourself???
Wally: BECAUSE I WAS ITCHY!
Jack: YOU DON'T HIT YOUR HEAD WHEN IT'S ITCHY-
\\
Bertrum: So, we can use the costumes with the helmet, or use special effects makeup
Joey: Why not just bring the cartoons to life?
Bertrum: Ha ha, nice one... That was a joke right?
\\
Shawn, bursting into the office: GRANT DERE'S A SPIDER-
Grant: ... You do realize that technically I am a spider right?
\\
Abby: Why does Edgar have 6 legs when he's a spider? And he uses the front two as hands.
Joey: ... Don't worry about it-
\\
Sammy: I'm not sure you're stakeout material...
Grant: I'm a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.
\\
Twisted Alice: What are they doing?
Henry: Norman taught Sammy morse code to gossip about us.
Norman: -.-- --- ..- .----. .-. . / - .... . / ... .... --- .-. - / --- -. .
Sammy: *slams hand on the table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
\\
Joey: Why do you think I don't like you? I do. I would kill for you.
Joey: Ask me to kill for you.
Wally: ...First of all, calm down-
YOU ARE READING
BATIM Oneshots ig
FanfictionCOVER NOT MINE Oneshots of any batim characters. I (mostly) do not care what pair of people you would like, what setting, AU, or anything. this is all creative freedom writing practice. Ask what ever you would like to see written! Fluff Angst This s...
