At Royal Woods Elementary School, Lincoln opens up his locker, but someone pantses him.
Lincoln:Really?
The other kids laugh at and take photos of his expense; after class; Lincoln gets out of his desk, but the same kid tied his shoelaces together and he trips and falls.
Lincoln:Oh, real original!
The other kids laugh and photograph this, too; at lunch, Lincoln sits down in his favorite lunch seat only to make a fart noise and find that he sat on a whoopee cushion.
Lincoln:That's real mature!
The other kids laugh and photograph again; the bell rings and he checks his locker only for a pile of garbage to fall onto him; the kids do what they did before again.Lincoln opens up a door from the trash; not taking it anymore.
Lincoln:All right! That's it!
Lincoln and Clyde was walking home from school.
Clyde:So, you really confronted that bully?
Lincoln:That's right. I said to meet me at 3:30 in front of my house, and we're gonna settle this.
Clyde:Whoa! You're gonna fight?!
Lincoln:I'm not an animal, Clyde. I'm going to deliver a strongly worded speech...as soon as I write it.
Clyde:Looks like that bully left you a note of their own.
Lincoln:Huh?
He sees a sticky note on his head, pulls it off, and reads it.
Lincoln:Lame-O.
There's also a piece of gum in Lincoln's hair.
Clyde:Ooh! Watermelon lime!
Lincoln:Better not let my sisters see this, 'cause then they'll want to get involved and make things worse, the way they always do.
Clyde:I don't know. Maybe they'd be helpful. Your sister Lori gives great advice. She told me to never be myself. I love that woman.
Lincoln:Aw, Clyde. Sweet, innocent Clyde.He has no idea what it's like to have eleven meddling sisters.
Flashback
Lincoln was sick; Lori puts a thermometer in his mouth and checks his temperature; Lisa comes in with an X-Ray machine and takes his X-rays, leaving him with glowing radiation; Luan dressed as a doctor with a clown nose and Luna bandage him up real tight; Lincoln muffles and Luan removes the bandages covering his mouth so he can breathe.
Lincoln:Phew.
Leni was carrying a bowl of piping hot soup
Leni:Here comes the airplane!
She spills it all over Lincoln's crotch
Leni:Oopsie.
Lincoln:Aahh! It burns!
Leni walks off embarrassed.Luna and Luan bandage up his crotch.
End flashback.
Lincoln:And that was just a paper cut!
Clyde:Well, then, you'd better get that gum out. You wanna look intimidating for that bully.
Lincoln:I was born intimidating.
He tries to pull it out, but it's too grody to touch for him.
Lincoln:Ew, ew! Gross!
Clyde:You know, peanut butter will get that gum out.
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Loud House + Oc
Fanfiction1 boy,11 girls My oc is the dancer of the family.She was born after Lynn
