Lincoln and Clyde:♪Ohhhhhhhhh... Mama's little baby loves short'nin', short'nin'. Mama's little baby loves short'nin'...♪
Clyde:♪Breeeeeeeaaaaaad!♪
Lincoln:Very nice, Clyde!Clyde and I have a week to start a successful business for class.So we're gonna sell homemade chocolate pie!
Clyde:We've never baked before. But how hard could it be?Everybody loves chocolate pie.My nana says that if they don't, you can't trust them.
Lincoln opens the shelf, seeing nothing but...
Lincoln:What? Empty wrappers.I should have known.
Clyde:It wasn't me! I was with you the whole time.
Lincoln closes the shelf
Lincoln:I know, Clyde. It was my sisters. They're well-known chocoholics.
Flashback to the sisters enjoying the chocolate bars.
Lori:Mmm.
Luna and Luan:Mmm.
Leni,Lynn,Lexi,Lucy and Lisa sighing
Lana and Lola Mmm.
Lily giggles
Flashback ends
Clyde:Well, what are we gonna do? I already rolled out 84 pie crusts!
Lincoln:We'll just replace the chocolate with something equally delicious.
the business fair
Artie is taking a bite out of one of their pies only to spit it out.
Artie:Ugh! What the heck kind of pie is this?
Lincoln and Clyde:Salt and vinegar.
Artie:Gross!
He puts the pie back and walks away
Clyde:I don't get it. It works on potato chips.
Lincoln:Any other ideas?
Clyde:How about we sell hugs? My dads say I'm an excellent hugger.
Lynn Sr frustrated cleaning the van
Lynn Sr:Aw, dang bird poop!Don't you feather-brains have somewhere else to hang out?
Lincoln gets an idea
Lincoln:Clyde, that's it!
Clyde:Bird poop?
Lincoln:We can sell birdhouses!
Clyde:Oh! Great idea! But wait. We don't know anything about woodworking.
Lincoln:Eh, how hard could it be?
They start building their first birdhouse it is shoddily built with popsicle sticks and bandages.
Clyde:I can't believe I doubted us.
Lincoln:Ah! Our first resident!
bird chirps,screams, caws away and poops on ruined birdhouse.
Lincoln crosses birdhouses off his list.
Clyde:How about we sell smiles? My dads say I have a million-dollar smile.
He smiles
YOU ARE READING
Loud House + Oc
Fanfiction1 boy,11 girls My oc is the dancer of the family.She was born after Lynn
