Loud House + Oc

The Sweet Spot

Night time in the Loud house

Lincoln is getting ready and is packing up for tomorrow's road trip.

Lincoln:Ah,road trips.That beloved tradition of families everywhere. Tomorrow, the Loud family is going on a trip of our own. Sounds fun, right? Not with fourteen of us packed into the family wagon. Or as we affectionately call it: 'Vanzilla'.Every seat in Vanzilla offers one kind of torture or another."

He pulls up his mattress to reveal the above view of the van; circles the third seat from the front row

Lincoln:Getting stuck next to Lily's car seat is no good.

Flashback

Lincoln is was reading his book.

Lily's saliva gets on it.

Lincoln:Gah! Lily!

Lily giggle,Lily throws a beet,juice, and another beet at Lincoln.Lincoln rendered unconscious.

Back to the present

Lincoln x's out the circled seat and points to the back row.

Lincoln:The back row is so far away from Mom and Dad, that it turns into the wild, wild west.

Flashback

Lola and Lana was looking at each other angrily while Lincoln was reading a comic book and soda between them.

Lola:Stop looking at me.

Lana:You stop looking at me!

Lola and Lana fight near Lincoln.The fight stops shortly with Lincoln looking messy.

Lincoln:Come on!We haven't even left the driveway yet!

Back to the present

Lincoln draws a line across the back row and points to the first seat from the front.

Lincoln:And this seat has the exact opposite problem.

Flashback

Lincoln:It's right in Dad's sight line.

Lynn Sr:Feet off the seat!

Lincoln looks at Lynn Sr,whose furious eyes can be seen in the driver's mirror. He scowls and takes his foot off; a sappy tune plays over the radio.

Lincoln:Plus, it's next to the one-working speaker.

Lynn Sr:Ooh, honey. It's our prom theme.Prrrrrrrr!

He turns up the music even louder, much to Lincoln's annoyance.

Back to the present

He x's out that seat.

Lincoln:And the rest of the seats only get worse.There's the sticky, the soggy, the springy, and the slanty.

He x's and lines out more seats until he points to the first seat from the second row.

Lincoln:From my calculations, that leaves just one seat safe from it all. I call it 'The Sweet Spot.' And tomorrow, it will be mine, 'cause I'm gonna stake it out tonight.

Lincoln notices that everyone else in the house has fallen asleep.

Lincoln:There's my cue. Everyone's asleep.

Lincoln grabs his duffle bag

Lincoln:It's go time.

Lincoln tiptoes out of his room and turns on the flashlight he is holding. He steps on Cliff's tail.Cliff meows loudly in pain until Lincoln pets him to sleep. He goes out the house and into the car.