Linc Or Swin

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The sun is shining really bright today, Lincoln,wearing swimming trunks, stepping out of the changing room.

Lincoln:Ah! On a hot summer day, there's nothing like a refreshing dip in the community pool.

He dashes towards the pool.

Lincoln:CANNONBALL!

The sound of a whistle halts him to a stop.

Lifeguard:Loud family, out!

The Loud kids are leaving the pool.

Lynn:But we were just having fun.

Lifeguard:Chicken fights during Senior Swim are not "fun".

Mrs. Jelinski:I just replaced this hip!
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Huntington Oaks Community Pool

Lincoln step out of the changing room

Lincoln:On a hot summer day, there's nothing like a refreshing dip in the community pool... one town over.

Lincoln prepares to do another cannonball.

Lincoln:CANNONBALL!

the sound of a whistle makes Lincoln halt to a stop

Lifeguard:Loud family, out!

The Loud kids are leaving, while the lifeguard shoves Lincoln out.Lana was holding a spoon.

Lana:But we were just having fun.

Lifeguard:Drinking pool water is not fun.

Lana:But it tastes like chicken noodle soup.

Lifeguard:Fine, but did you have to add the celery and carrots?

The lifeguard scoops some of these slices out with his pool skimmer.
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Hazeltucky Community Pool.

Lincoln once again step out of the changing room

Lincoln:On a hot summer day, oh, you know the rest.

He once again dashes towards the pool.

Lincoln:CANNONBALL!

Lincoln finally jumps in, but at that moment, the lifeguard blows her whistle and swiftly catches Lincoln with her skimmer.

Lifeguard:Loud family, out!

She drops Lincoln out her skimmer.
The Loud kids are leaving once again.

Lori:But we were just having fun.

Lily:Poo-poo.

Lifeguard:Fecal incidents are not fun.

People in hazmat suits scrub the walls of the pool to get rid of Lily's excrement

The kids was walking home.

Lori:Come on, guys. We'll just find another pool.

Lisa:Actually, we've been suspended from every aquatic recreation center within a 60-mile radius.

The gang stops and groans in agony.

Lori:Seriously? How are we gonna keep cool now?

The girls start complaining.

Lincoln:So that's it, then. No more pool for the Louds.That's it!'Pool for the Louds!'Why didn't I think of that sooner?

He heads off
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Good Sport Sporting Goods

Lincoln is looking for a new swimming pool and picks up the DELUX SWIMMING POOL

Lincoln:Whoa.The perfect family pool. Just imagine...

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