Attention Deficit

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Inside the Loud House

Lucy and Lisa are eating frozen dinners in the living room and Charles is pulling on Lily's diaper because she has his bone. The entire living room is a mess and Lincoln is working on something in the dining room. Lola bursts into the house in her princess car and sends Lily and Charles flying and snatches Lisa's dinner fork with a piece of salisbury steak on it.

Lisa:SALISBURY STEAK STEALER!

Rita serves Lincoln a frozen dinner

Rita:Here's your dinner, Lincoln!

Lincoln:Thanks, Mom. Hey, will you help me with my science project? I have to build a volcano.

Rita:Sure, honey. Just give me five minutes. Leni and I are gonna practice putting on makeup.

Leni comes in with her lipstick on her eyes and her eye shadow on her lips and Rita takes her upstairs. Lynn and their father come walking by.

Lincoln:Hey, Dad, can you help me with my volcano?

Lynn Sr:Sure, son. Just give me five minutes while I give Lynn some baseball pointers.

He tosses a ball at a fragile object which breaks and scares Cliff.

Lynn Sr:And there's your first pointer,never play ball in the house.

They head outside and Leni and Rita return.

Rita:Well, you're doing much better, Leni, but you're still venturing into...clown territory.

Lincoln:Mom, can we work on my volcano now?

Rita:Oh, five minutes, honey. I promised Lori I'd take a magazine quiz with her.

She goes upstairs with Lori

Lincoln:But I could really use some help! Dad, can you-

Lynn Sr:Five more minutes, pal. I promised Luna I'd help her lay down some funky grooves.

The toilet flushes

Lana:Hey, Dad! I clogged the toilet so you could teach me how to fix it!

Lynn Sr:Five minutes, Lincoln! I mean, Lana!

He starts playing sax which scares Cliff who tosses Lynn's baseball right at him to stop.

Lynn Sr:Ow!

Lincoln:In a family as big as mine, getting attention from your parents is no easy thing.How am I ever gonna finish this?

Tomorrow

Lincoln's volcanic standpoint to Clyde's which shows a diorama of him and Lori scaling it.

Lincoln:Wow! It's finished? Your volcano is awesome, Clyde! I love how you even put people on it.

Clyde:Thanks. That's Lori and me. We're climbing down to get married 'cause Bobby fell in, and is being devoured by lava.

Lincoln:Ouch! It really did a number on his face. This project isn't due for a week. How'd you get it done so fast?

Clyde:My dads helped. We spent the whole weekend working on it.

Lincoln:My parents never give me that kind of attention. They're always rushing off to help one of my sisters.

Clyde:Why don't you bring your volcano to my house after school? My dads will have plenty of time to help you.

Lincoln:Really? That would be great!

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