The Waiting Game

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School

Lincoln and Clyde are excited about Chandler's birthday party.

Lincoln:I'm so excited I can't sit still!

Clyde:I know! I'm so excited, my palms are sweaty!

He tries to grab his fork but due to his sweaty palm it goes straight up in the air;he then tries to grab his sandwich,which does the same thing,and his milk, which does the same thing as well;many parts of the sandwich land on him, as well as the fork.

Clyde:I hope he gets here soon, I'd really like to eat my lunch.

Lincoln:Today's the day that our classmate Chandler is handing out invites to his birthday party. It's at the sewage treatment plant where his dad works, and everyone says it's gonna be epic!

Clyde:I hear the facilities can process five hundred metric tons of human waste a day!

Lincoln:I hear they have a secret room for the mutant animals they find in the sewers!

Clyde:I hear, if you take off your mask in there, the stink will burn off your nose hairs!

Lincoln:I really hope we get invited!

The lights suddenly turn off, and a kid plays music while many kids cheer.

Clyde:It's happening!

He and Lincoln hold hands,then a bunch of sweat from Clyde's hand appears.

Clyde:Oh, ha ha, sorry, sweaty palms.

The doors open, and Chandler walks in. The students gasp upon his entrance.

Chandler:Put on your galoshes, people...

He busts out galoshes and tosses them in the air.

Chandler:...'cuz it's time to party!

One of the students grabs a galosh as the others look on in awe.Chandler holds out a plunger and passes the invites out with it.

Chandler:Darren! Miguel! Mollie! Girl Jordan! Boy Jordan! Kyle! Kat!

Lincoln & Clyde:Oh, over here! Over here!

Chandler:And the last two invites go to...

He plunges them and walks over to Lincoln and Clyde as they eagerly squeal but then walks away from them.

Chandler:...Joy and Ken!

Lincoln and Clyde are devastated as the birthday boy leaves and the kid playing the music turns it off and the lights come back on.

Lincoln:We can probably stop holding hands now.

At Gus's Games & Grub

Lincoln and Clyde are playing video games with not being invited still on their minds.

Lincoln:I don't get it. How could Chandler not invite us? I loaned him a pencil in math class and held the bathroom door open for him!

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 31, 2024 ⏰

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