Lincoln at school sitting with his friends at the lunch table trying to get something out of his pants. It eventually comes out, and it's a sloppy joe with a note on it.
Classmate #4:"Happy Sloppy Joe Tuesday, Lame-o. Signed,Ronnie Anne!"
Classmate #3:And there's a heart!
Trent and the other classmates: Ooooooooh! Lincoln's got a girlfriend!
Lincoln:What? No I don't.
Classmate #3:When's the wedding day, Lincoln?
The classmates, excluding Clyde, laugh.
Lincoln:Ha-ha. Very funny, guys.
Classmates:♫Ronnie and Lincoln sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! ♫
they start laughing again
Lincoln:Guys, Ronnie Anne is NOT my girlfriend. She's rude and gross and totally annoying. I'd rather lick the bathroom floor than kiss that weirdo.
A gasp is heard, and it turns out it came from Ronnie Anne. Lincoln turns around and is shocked to see her.
Lincoln:Ronnie Anne!
Ronnie Anne is at first shocked, but then puts on an angry scowl and storms out of the lunch room with her food tray in her hands.
Clyde:Whoa, Lincoln, I think you really hurt her feelings.
Lincoln:C'mon, Clyde, Ronnie Anne is the toughest girl at school. She'll be fine.
Lincoln returns to the Loud House after school, whistling.
Lexi:I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!!
Lori:YOU MONSTER!!!
She throws a tissue box at Lincoln
Lincoln:Ow!What was that for?!
A furious Lori has made a mess, and is quite a mess herself, with food such as ice cream and popcorn on the table and rivers of mascara down her face.Lexi there to comfort her.
Lori:You made Ronnie Anne CRY!!!
Lincoln:Cry? I didn't mean to! Wait, how do you know?
Lori tries to aim a teddy bear at Lincoln, but he jumps out of the way before it hits him.
Lori:Bobby told me...RIGHT BEFORE HE BROKE UP WITH ME!!!
She wails
Lexi:Rami told me all about it.
Lexi glares at Lincoln
Lincoln:What?Why does Bobby and Rami care?
Lori throws a couch cushion at Lincoln, prompting him to duck; she opens a photo album showing a picture of herself, Bobby,Rami and Ronnie Anne together.
Lori:Because Bobby and Rami are literally Ronnie Anne's brothers!He said he could never date someone related to someone who hurt someone he's related to! Or something like that!
Lexi:And I can't be seen hanging out with Rami until you fixed the mess you made!
Lincoln:Ronnie Anne has brothers? I thought she was raised by trolls.
Lori and Lexi throws a bunch of CDs in rapid fire fashion; Lincoln shields himself with the cushion.
Lori:D'AAAAHH!! THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT BOBBY WAS TALKING ABOUT!
Lori chases after Lincoln, who hides behind the chair; he trips, and Lori catches him and holds him up by his shirt.
Lori:You have to make things right with Ronnie Anne!
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Loud House + Oc
Fanfiction1 boy,11 girls My oc is the dancer of the family.She was born after Lynn
