Lincoln is all dressed up in a costume next to a poster of one of his favorite superheroes
Lincoln:I'm Ace Savvy, the world's savviest crime fighter. A man of few words, and even fewer emotions. Except for today.Because it's the day of the big Ace Savvy comic book convention! YEEEEAH!And now to call my trusty sidekick.One-Eyed Jack, this is Ace Savvy.
Clyde is dressed in his costume
Clyde:This is One-Eyed Jack.Just putting the finishing touches on my costume. And when it's ready, I'll be keeping one eye out for crime.
He pulls an eyepatch over his glasses and lets go, causing the impact to smack the lens of his glasses
Clyde:Ow!
Lincoln:Roger that. I'll meet you at 4 o'clock when it's time to...
He bursts out of room
Lincoln:...deal out some justice!
He pulls out a deck of cards that drop all over the floor.
Lincoln:Dang it.
His sisters notice his costume and laugh at him.
Lynn:Get a load of this!
Lori:That is literally the funniest thing I have ever seen!
Lola:You aren't going out in public like that, are you?
Lisa:I might point out that you are well past the recommended age that this behavior is deemed acceptable.
They laugh some more
Lincoln:Harsh, right? But you know what? It doesn't even bother me. With 11 opinionated sisters, you gotta have a thick skin.Your insults are like the wind beneath my cape; they only lift me higher!Now if you'll excuse me, I have some guy-liner to apply.
More laughter from his sisters; as he enters the bathroom, water from the toilet gushes out.
Lori:Gross!Lincoln! You clogged the toilet again?!
Lola:I'm telling Dad!
She goes to do so
Lincoln:What makes you think I did it?
Luan:Maybe because you made more clogs than a Dutch shoe factory!
She laughs
Flashback
Lincoln scraping his gross dinner into the toilet.
Lincoln:So long, liverwurst loaf!
He flushes the toilet only for it to back up.
Lola:I'm telling Dad!
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Lincoln hold an sweater his mother made him.
Lincoln:Mom can't make me wear you if she can't find you.
He flushes it down the toilet only for another clog to occur.
Lola:I'm telling Dad!
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Lincoln pour a bunch of CDs into the toilet.
Lynn Sr:Has anyone seen my CDs? I gotta practice for karaoke tonight!
As Lynn Sr. practices his singing, Lincoln flushes them down the toilet only for the obvious to happen.
Lola:I'm telling Dad!
Back to the present.
Lincoln:All true. But this time, it was not me, I swear!
Lola brings Lynn Sr. up and is holding a plunger.
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Loud House + Oc
Fanfiction1 boy,11 girls My oc is the dancer of the family.She was born after Lynn
