Tents Debate

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The kids are having a sibling meeting in Lori and Leni's room.

Luan:And finally, the motion to ration shampoo due to chronic shortages passed... by a hair!

She laughs as her siblings groan at her joke.

Lori:So, the minutes from our last meeting are approved.

She bangs shoe on Leni's sewing table like a gavel.

Lori:Any new business?

Lincoln raises his hand.

Lori:Anyone?Anyone?No one?

Lincoln:Lori!

Lori:I'm just messing with you. Lincoln has the floor.

Lincoln:As you all know, our annual trip to Scratchy Bottom Campgrounds is quickly approaching.

The girls groan

Lynn:That place is the worst.Bears always steal our food.

Lily roars like a bear

Leni:And we have to sleep on the hard ground!

Lola:And poop in the woods!

Lana:I like pooping in the woods.

Lisa:And the Dipterum Culicidae are the size of Mustelas Nivalis.

the others look at her confused

Lisa:The mosquitoes are the size of weasels.

Lincoln:And don't forget the scary hill people hiding in the trees!

Lori:There's no such thing as hill people,Lincoln.

Lincoln:My point is, why can't we go someplace different like...

He holds up two brochures

Lincoln:...Aloha Beach or Dairyland Amusement Park?

Lori:Because Mom and Dad will never go for it.

Lincoln:How do we know? We've never asked.

The others seem to like the idea.

Lori:Fine. All in favor of Lincoln wasting his time and asking Mom and Dad?

Lincoln and the other girls raise their hands.

Lori:Motion passes.

She bangs her shoe

Rita:Fine with us, sweetie.

Lynn Sr:Sure, son. I don't see why not.

Lincoln has told them the news and all except Lori are cheering.

Lori:So?Which is it? Aloha Beach or Dairyland?

Lincoln:Oh.They didn't say. I guess it's up to us to decide. All in favor of Aloha Beach?

Lori, Leni, Lucy, Lola, and Lily raise their hands.

Lincoln:One, two, three, four, five...

Luna:You wanna go to the beach, Lucy?

Lucy:Two words: "Shark Attacks".

Lincoln:All in favor of Dairyland?

Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lana, and Lisa raise their hands.

Lincoln:One, two, three, four, five.

Leni:It's five against five! We win!

Lynn:It's a tie, Leni.

Lola:Wait a minute.Lexi and Lincoln didn't vote.

Lexi:I honestly don't care which one we doing.I will enjoy either way.

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