Chore and Peace

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Lincoln is dumping all the trash around the house into a trash bag.

Lincoln:It's Chore Day at the Loud House, and taking out the trash is my job. And in a family as big as mine, chores can be pretty intense. But we get through 'em because we all do our fair share.

Leni enters the bathroom,plucks a hair out of the sink, and places it on Lincoln's garbage pile.

Leni:Chores all done!

She slams the door making the trash splatter all over Lincoln.

Lincoln:Well, except maybe for Leni.

He starts cleaning out the expired and moldy stuff in the fridge and notices Luan,Lexi and Lynn washing the dishes together.

Lincoln:Wait. Three of you do one chore?

Lucy closes the fridge door behind Lincoln's back.

Lucy:Four of us.

Lincoln screams in fear of Lucy and observes Luan who is washing a dish and passes it to Lexi who is rinsing the dish and pass it to Lucy.

Lucy:Sigh.

She dries it off with her breath.

Lynn catches the plate tossed to her by Lexi

Lynn:Lynn Loud makes the snag!

She puts it away

Lynn:Touchdown!

Lincoln:That doesn't seem very fair.

Luna came into the kitchen with the vacuum

Luna:Open sesame, bro.

She dumps all the dust she vacuumed up into the bag.

Lana was carrying in the pooper scooper

Lana:Little present from Charles!

She dumps it in

Lana:Special delivery from Cliff!

She dumps it in

Lana:And airmail from Walt!

She catches Walt's incoming dung and tosses it into the trash bag and notices Geo rolling away.

Lincoln:What about Geo?

The toilet flushes was heard

Lana:Oh,I taught him to use the toilet.

Lincoln:This isn't a chore for you; it's a hobby.

Water splashes was heard

Lana:Uh-oh! Geo fell in again!

She busts out a net and runs to his rescue.

Lana:Hang on, baby! Mama's comin'!

The basement

Lori is doing everyone's laundry and Lily is spinning on the top of the dryer; Lori adds the detergent and leaves the machine to do its thing and starts texting on her phone; Lincoln gathers the trash down there and is struggling to get the bag up the stairs since it's gotten so bulky from all the other trash.

Lincoln:Can I get a little help here?

Lori:Can't you see I'm doing the laundry?LOL, Bobby!

Lincoln:WHOA!

He gets crushed; finally gets the bag out to the curb only to find that the weight from it has torn a hole in it and the trash has been scattered everywhere.

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