Lincoln and Clyde are awkwardly staring at something.
Clyde:It's nice, but I'm kinda surprised you chose a pink one with streamers and a basket.
Lincoln:I didn't choose it, Clyde. It's a hand-me-down from Lori.
Clyde:This was Lori's bike?
He passionately holds onto it
Lincoln:In a big family,hand-me-downs are a fact of life. Here, let me take you through a few of...Lincoln Loud's Hand-Me-Down Greatest Hits.
Hand-Me-Down #1
Lincoln:There was Leni's sparkly shirt...
Lincoln is wearing a shirt with "LL" bejeweled on it and it doesn't even fit him.
Leni:Sorry. It has my initials on it.
Lincoln:But "LL" are also my initials. Never mind.
As Leni leaves, Lincoln hides the shirt under the bed.
Hand-Me-Down #2.
Lincoln:...and then there was Colonel Crackers, Luan's ventriloquist dummy...
Lincoln:I'm thirsty.
He takes a sip of water but spits it out from drinking too much.
Colonel Crackers:And they call me the dummy.
Lincoln hides Colonel Crackers under his bed.
Hand-Me-Down #3.
Lincoln:...Luna's electric guitar...
Luna rocks out so hard that she breaks her guitar and hands it to Lincoln.
Luna:Here you go, bro. All it needs is love. Love is all it needs.
Lincoln:And strings, and a neck, and a body.
He puts it under his bed
Hand-Me-Down #4
Lincoln:...and Lynn's, um...
Lynn launches a jockstrap right at Lincoln's face.
Lynn:You'll thank me during those penalty kicks.
Lincoln:Grody...
He puts it under the bed
End of Lincoln Loud's Hand-Me-Down Greatest Hits.
Clyde:I don't think this bike is gonna fit under your bed, Lincoln.
Lincoln:I know. I already tried. But I definitely can't ride it. It's embarrassing.
Clyde:Hey, look! Lori even got you a personalized plate!
The plate has Lincoln's name on it with a girly design.
Clyde:She's so thoughtful...
Lincoln:Uh...yeah...
He pulls out some duct tape and wraps it around the plate.
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Loud House + Oc
Fanfiction1 boy,11 girls My oc is the dancer of the family.She was born after Lynn
