Lincoln is quietly eating dinner when Lana suddenly pokes him in the face with a wiener.
Lincoln:Would you cut it out?
he resumes eating, Lola also pokes and smacks him with a wiener.
Lincoln:Come on, man! Stop!
the twins continue hitting him with their wieners.
Lincoln:I said cut it out!
He gets up to go to the fridge.
Lincoln:In most families,the 'kiddie table'is something you only see at holidays. But in a family as big as mine, it's part of everyday life.
He pours a glass of milk
Lana:Hey, Lincoln. You like seafood?
She sticks her tongue out showing mushed up pieces of food on it.
Lana:See?Food!Bleeeeegh!
Lola:Hey,Lucy!
She sticks two french fries between her teeth as "fangs" and acts like a vampire in a Transylvanian accent
Lola:I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!
She squirts ketchup.The ketchup splatters all over Lincoln's face and his younger sisters smear their fries on it to get some ketchup.
Lincoln:For gosh sakes, you guys! Cut it out!
He rubs ketchup off face and groans.
Lincoln:It's not right.My six older sisters get to sit at the grownup table with Mom and Dad, while I'm stuck here with my five younger sisters.
Lucy smacks a piece of broccoli off Lincoln's fork.
Lucy:How can you eat that broccoli when you know how much it suffered to get here?
Lincoln:Uh, Lucy...broccoli doesn't feel pain.
Lucy:Oh, no?
He shoves a piece of broccoli in Lincoln's face.
Lucy:Listen to the broccoli screaming, Lincoln! LISTEN TO IT!
Lincoln screams in frustration and agony
Lincoln:CAN'T I JUST EAT MY DINNER IN PEACE?!
Lana:Did you say peas?
She jokingly flings peas at Lincoln.Lincoln blocks Lana's peas with his plate, causing them to bounce off and onto Lisa, which Lola laughs at her.
Lisa:Oh, you wanna play? Let's play...
She brings out a tiny catapult and launches mashed potatoes only to hit Lincoln instead of Lana, much to Lana's surprise.
Lisa:My calibration seems to have been off by about sixteen degrees.
Lana hits Lisa with her wiener.
Lana:Mine wasn't.
As his sisters have a food fight, Lincoln imagines himself at the grownup table, where everyone is dressed in fancy attire and the decor is exquisite.
Lincoln:So, I said to the Prime Minister, "Two breads are better than one!"
Everyone laughs at his joke.
Luan:Your comedy is so mature. Just like you.
Everyone raises their glasses to propose a toast to Lincoln.
Lori:To Lincoln! He puts the 'grownup' in 'grownup table'!
Everyone:To Lincoln!
Lincoln blows kisses to them all only for the food fight to come and ruin his fantasy.
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Loud House + Oc
Fanfiction1 boy,11 girls My oc is the dancer of the family.She was born after Lynn
