Chapter 69: Funny Number

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NXISNFKRJF HELP IT'S CHAPTER 69 NOW UGH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Uhhh anyways, yeaaaaa funni number lmaoo

Big tw for the number 69 /j

This chapter isn't canon to the non-despair au's timeline!!! Pls remember that!

Ok enjoy :)
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Poggy pog pog
Saturday, 23 Jul 20XX
05:59 PM

Haru: yall

Haru: wanna hear me say a funni se

Teruya: no

Teruya: just no

Teruya: just bc the chapter number is the funni number doesnt mean you can make a funny sex joke

Teruya: just no haru pls

Haru: ok ok fineeeee

Haru: sowwy 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Teruya: haru pls never type that ever again 😰

Satsuki: AHAHAHHAHAAHA

Satsuki: Sowwy 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Teruya: NOT YOU TOO SATSUKI 😭😭😭😭

Tsurugi: Wtf is even going on anymore

Utsuro: You didn't heard? It's the 69th chapter now.

Tsurugi: .

Tsurugi: HUH

Tsurugi: Wait the fuck really?

Utsuro: Idk go check yourself.

Tsurugi: Alright, I guess.

Tsurugi: Just checked, it is the 69th chapter.

Tsurugi: Fuck.

Haru: can i pls make funni jokes

Teruya: DIDNT I TOLD YOU NOT TO????

Haru: oh yea forgot

Satsuki: Kobazing forgor 💀

Haru: fr

Haru: 🗿🗿🗿

Yamato: Omg chapter 69

Yamato: Hehe, the sejenfskmskwmdofmgkddnfefkfmfkemfkgk

Satsuki: HrhrhrhrhhHEHEEHEHE HUH

Teruya: uhhhhhh?????????

Mikako: Sorry about that

Mikako: Yamato-ni. No.

Yamato: Ok ok ok sorry

Yamato: I was gonna say s

Yamato: Nvm

Kanade: lmao sex position

Mikako: GODDAMNIT

Kanade: hehehehefmskdndjfmdkfm

Hibiki: KANADE FUCK NO

Kanade: Why though big sis...? 😟

Hibiki:

Hibiki: Bc even if it's the 69th chapter that DOESN'T FUCKING MEAN YOU CAN JUST OPENLY SAYVTHAT OLUT OF NOEEHRRRE JKAANSNE

Yamato: Hibiki fucking loses it episode 1: the beginning of true despair

Sora: Isn't that the name of the first chapter of this chatfic tho?

Yamato: Well ig you're right

Yamato: Idk i don't have inspiration rn

Sora: Oof

Yuki: You seriously just said oof????

Sora: I guess so

Yoruko: BRUH 💀

Yuki: Oh yea to the readers of this chatfic

Yuki: I

Yuki: I know what you are.

Hibiki: Wtf Yuki

Yuki: Ok done

Yuki: I'm sorry but I HAD TO

Yoruko: Good choice you made there ig

Yuki: Thanks :)

Yoruko: Hsshhsjssnkskd

Sora: :)

Yoruko: NsmskskdkdkfkwMMaksdksmdk STOP WITH THE SMILY FACES I CANT ANYMIORE 😭😭😭

Yamato: Nico

Hibiki: Yea

Hibiki: I know

Hibiki: Nico

Yamato: Mikako

Mikako: Yeah?

Yamato: 69

Mikako: Yeah, i know, Yamato-ni, i know

Haru: 69

Teruya: 69

Satsuki: 69

Mitch the bitch: alr alr i think i fucking get it now
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69

You know, the se--

Ok bye for now :)

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