Max's POV-
"Alright so I made a variation. We've got chocolate pancakes, blueberry pancakes, and plain pancakes. There's also toppings-" Steve paused what he was saying and dropped his jaw at something behind us. I cocked an eyebrow and turned around to see what he was looking at.
It was Robin and Nancy. Nancy had dark circles under her eyes, lipstick marks all over, bite marks on her jawline, and messy hair. Robin on the other hand was absolutely covered in hickeys, bigger than Jane's. She also had messy hair and lipstick everywhere including her neck.
"Stop looking at me like I'm an attraction at the zoo dingus." Robin rolled her eyes as she approached the table.
"So what is it with everyone having sex in my house?" Steve asked, sort of grossed out, "I mean I'm all about gay people and love and all that good stuff- but why did all three gay couples decide to have sex in my house?"
"I don't even remember having sex!" I exclaimed.
"Don't tell me you guys got crazy drunk again! That was a nightmare last time." He sighed. "First Jane is covered in hickeys, then Nancy and Robin, who's next? Are Will and Mike gonna come down here covered with them too?"
On cue, Mike and Will entered the dining room with awkward looks on their faces as they sat down at the table. Will had a fair amount of hickeys on his neck and Mike didn't have any.
"Stop looking at me weirdo." Mike snapped at me.
"Shut the hell up horny motherfucker." I flipped him off.
"HEY HEY HEY! NOT AT THE TABLE!" Steve scolded me.
I sighed through my nose and looked away from Mike.
"Well I obviously wasn't the only horny one last night. Jane has a hickey the size of the moon on her neck!" Mike argued.
"I never said I wasn't horny dumbass." I replied. Jane lightly slapped my arm in attempt to get me to quit bickering with Mike.
"Kids. Quit it and eat." Steve intervened.
"These pancakes are so good oh my god." Robin moaned, shoving half of a pancake into her mouth.
"Thanks Rob." He grinned proudly.
"Yeah these are really good, thanks a lot Steve." Nancy smiled before taking another bite out of her pancake. He nodded at her in response.
"Okay kiddos," Steve looked at me, Jane, Will, and Mike, "You guys will be banned from my parties if you keep getting super drunk and fucking each other in my house okay?" He stared into our souls.
I nodded along with the other three, trying my hardest not to laugh.
"Good." He spoke.
"Hold on a second.." Mike said with a confused tone, looking back and forth between Robin and Nancy. "Are you.. Gay Nancy?.."
Nancy scratched her neck awkwardly and looked away.
"How long have you been gay?? How did I not know??" Mike exclaimed.
"Because we're sneaky Michael." Robin winked.
Mike pretended to gag while Nancy blushed and slapped Robins arm playfully.
"I watched them fall in love in the school bathroom." I chimed in.
"How romantic." Steve chuckled.
"Do you guys like.. Do it at my house?.." Mike asked, disturbed.
"Why is that relevant?" Nancy sighed.
"Because I had no idea about you and Robin!" Mike replied.
"I don't want you knowing about my sex life Mike." Nancy complained.
"Yeah get out of her pussy Mike. Give her some privacy Jesus Christ." I scolded him.
"Ew don't word it like that!" He cringed.
"I swear I'll rip your eyes out if you don't-"
"Shh" Jane cut me off, caressing my lower thigh to calm me down and pull me back into reality. I took a deep breath and focused on eating my pancake.
"Look at that! Progress!" Steve exclaimed excitedly.
"Why do you two hate each other anyways? I never understood that." Will turned to Mike.
Mike rolled his eyes and crossed his arms like an angry child.
"I don't wanna talk about it." I huffed, taking another bite out of my pancake.
"C'mon I need some context!" Will pleaded.
I sighed through my nose, "Fine. I told everyone in our fourth grade class that Mike wets the bed."
"YOU PROMISED YOU'D NEVER TALK ABOUT IT AGAIN!" Mike yelled angrily.
"That was six years ago."
"So?! A promise is a promise-!"
"IF YOU TWO SAY ONE MORE THING TO EACH OTHER I AM GOING TO LOOSE MY SHIT!" Steve shouted so loud Robin and Nancy flinched.
Mike and I didn't dare to say anything else.
"My head hurts too much for this shit." Nancy shook her head in disappointment.
"Well it's not my fault these children are out of control-!"
"Hey!" Jane interrupted Steve, she shot him an offended look.
"..I'm not talking about Jane and Will of course, they're my angels.. It's Mike and Max that give me the most trouble." Steve eyed the two troublemakers with an angry mom look.
I shot Mike a 'look-what-you-did' look then he huffed like a toddler and stormed out of the dining room. Steve dropped his utensils on his plate with a loud clatter and put his hands over his face, obviously very frustrated.
"I'm too hungover for this."
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