Max's POV-
"RISE AND SHINE SLEEPING BEAUTIES!"
I jolted awake at the sound of Steve yelling and pots being slammed together outside of our tent.
"Holy fuck!" I groaned, laying back down and slamming my face into my pillow hoping he'd leave us alone.
"What time is it?" Jane whined sleepily.
I just made an angry noise at her and tried to go back to sleep.
"Maxxxx, get up. Steve's gonna-"
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG-
"STEVE STOP!" I yelled at the top of my lungs.
"Get up Maxine" Steve zipped open our tent and smiled teasingly.
"I'm sorry about her Steve." Jane apologized.
"It's fine, she's acted worse." He shrugged and walked away.
The tent was still zipped open so I reached for the zipper to close it but Jane grabbed my wrist and pushed it away.
"C'mon Max." She crawled out of our tent and stared back at me, waiting for me to get up.
"Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." I groaned as I lied back down.
"MAX!" Jane yelled.
I didn't respond this time so she grabbed my leg and tried her hardest to pull me out of the tent.
"Come. ON!" She struggled, taking deep breaths between pulls.
"Jane please stop. I'm begging you." I pouted.
"No!" She grunted, tugging on my leg even harder.
I sighed and pulled my leg away from her grip. I climbed completely out of the tent and sat beside Jane with my arms crossed. I felt her kiss my cheek, which was probably a reward for getting up.
I heard Will and Mike's tent zip open and I immediately looked over to see their embarrassed awkward faces as they stepped out of their tent.
"Ah, there they are!" Steve rested his hands on his hips as he smiled at them in a sarcastic way. "Now that everyone's awake and out of their tents, I need you to circle up. We're having a talk."
"I bet this is gonna be about sex." I whispered into Jane's ear. She giggled and pulled me up and along with her as she stood up and sat in a circle with everyone else.
"Okay everyone." Steve began in a serious tone, "Due to certain events it has come to my attention that you guys have no self control. You are like wild animals. And you know what? I get that. I understand. But what you guys have to understand is that I don't want anything to do with your sex lives. I don't wanna see or hear it. I don't even want to talk about it, but here I am. Just don't have sex during the camping trip alright? And if you absolutely have to, which sounds ridiculous, don't make any noise and sneak off somewhere else okay!?"
The whole group was completely silent. Every single jaw was dropped and pretty much everyone was staring at Mike and Will.
"I said okay??" Steve repeated himself. Everyone nodded their heads quickly. "Right. Good. Perfect."
Everyone just sat in an awkward silence. From the look Will was giving, he looked like he wanted to evaporate.
"See if certain people had control, we wouldn't be sitting in this painful silence right now." Steve shook his head in disappointment.
"Notice how Mike is always shitting on the fact that me and Jane are the "sex freaks" yet he literally banged Will in a tent five feet away from ours with absolutely no hesitation?" I pointed out, now glaring at Mike. "I mean like, c'mon, this is getting ridiculous. Stop blaming everything on the lesbians and come to terms with the fact that you are the sex addict and not me and Jane."
"Listen. It was impulsive and I wasn't thinking. I'm super embarrassed now. I really shouldn't have done that. I'm.. sorry." He sighed.
I fake gasped, "Did Michael Wheeler just.. APOLOGIZE?!"
"Don't make me take it back." He grumbled.
"I know I'm not a part of this but I really agree with what Max said a minute ago, Mike always seems to be blaming everything on Max and Jane and they don't even deserve it most of the time." Dustin chimed in.
"I second that." Lucas held a finger up in agreement.
"I don't hang out with Max and Jane enough to know a lot about this situation, but I agree with you too." Robin added, nodding to Dustin.
"Thank you, Dustin," Jane smiled gently.
"Listen guys, I really am sorry. I know last night was probably kinda traumatizing and I feel so bad.. Things happened so quick and I didn't mean for it to go how it did." Will sighed sadly while glancing at the ground. He was too anxious and embarrassed to look up at everyone.
"It's okay Will." I assured him. I didn't want him to be too hard on himself for something that already happened.
"But is it? I feel like an asshole." He frowned and looked up at me hesitantly. I knew how bad he felt because he would only curse when he was upset.
"Yes Will, it's in the past now. It was weird but it already happened and there's nothing you can do about it." I shrugged.
"It really doesn't matter anymore." Jane added.
"Are you sure?" He asked.
"Yeah of course." I smiled softly.
"Aww look at my lil nuggets solving their problems all on their own." Steve grinned at us all and nodded like a proud mom.
an:
no i don't know what the point of this chapter was. i don't think there's a point to any of these chapters at this point 😭anyways ily ❤️
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