𝘔𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺 - 𝘌𝘭𝘮𝘢𝘹 ♡

Chapter 44 - Camping p2 ♡

Max's POV-

"BEE! THERE'S A BEE!" Mike screamed, running around our campsite like a little girl.

"Calm down Michael, it's not going to kill you." Robin rolled her eyes as she finished setting her tent up.

There was five tents. One for Steve, one for Robin, one for Dustin and Lucas, one for Mike and Will, and one for me and Jane.

"Mike stop! It's just a bee!" Will attempted to catch up to him, but Mike was running way to fast.

"What a baby." Dustin scoffed as if he wasn't just freaking out because Steve forgot the bug spray.

"Me and Jane are gonna hang out in our tent-"

"Hey hey hey, no! No sex! No ma'am. Not here, not now, not today, not ever." Steve interrupted me, crossing his arms over his stomach.

"We weren't going to-"

"Don't even. Yes you were." He shook his head.

"Steve, they aren't going to do the devils tango in a tent five feet away from us." Robin defended us.

"Are you kidding me? They had sex in my bathroom and in my guest bedroom!" Steve argued.

My jaw dropped, "Hold on, your bathroom?? When?!"

"The Halloween party! I found your costumes and bras in there!" He exclaimed.

"But that's different, they were drunk." Robin pointed out.

"Yeah Steve! We were drunk! I don't even remember doing that in your bathroom." I added.

"And we're completely sober right now." Jane announced.

"Exactly! The most we'd do during the day is make out." I shrugged. Jane slapped my arm and sighed heavily.

"No! That's the most we'd do this whole trip!" She corrected me, mouthing 'we'll talk about this later' when I gave her a disappointed look.

"No making out in front of me at least please." Steve pleaded.

"What if a murderer comes up and says he'll spare our lives if I make out with Jane in front of you?" I asked jokingly.

"God Man, just make out in your tent, okay??Jesus christ." Steve shooed us away.

I shrugged and pulled Jane up so we could go over to our tent. We zipped it open and climbed into it. I grabbed my lantern and turned it on so we had more light in there, and Jane sat down on her sleeping bag.

"We're not gonna make out right?" Jane asked.

"No I wasn't planning on it, but I totally wouldn't be against it if you really want to make out." I grinned sneakily.

She rolled her eyes playfully, "In other circumstances I would make out with you right now, but I'd rather do it at night so we have a lower chance of being walked in on."

I pretended to be disappointed and pouted, "Party pooper.."

<<time skip: 5 hours>

Me and Jane were in hell. We had our faces and ears covered with our pillows and I felt like I could literally throw up. If you couldn't already guess why, it was because Mike and Will's tent was right next to ours and they definitely weren't sleeping.

"Max I don't know how much longer I can take this.." Jane whined, her voice muffled from having her pillow over her face.

"If they don't finish in 15 seconds I'm threatening them." I grumbled.

"Max no!" She sat up and uncovered her face.

"I'm not afraid to! They decided to have sex during a camping trip Jane." I said with a disgusted tone, also sitting up and uncovering my face.

"Well, maybe they just don't have a lot of opportunities to have sex! I mean Karen is home all the time and Will is never home alone without Jonathan there." She defended them, "I know this sucks but I'm sure they won't last much longer."

I groaned with frustration and lied back on the floor. The last thing I wanted to do was go against my girlfriend and act out on my anger.

"I have an idea Jane." I whispered. It was pitch black so I couldn't see her face but I assumed she raised an eyebrow.

"What?"

"We should pretend to-"

"If there's moaning I'm not doing it. That would make everything worse." Jane spoke sternly.

"Fine-"

"HORNY CHILDREN! WE CAN ALL HEAR YOU AND WE'RE GETTING COMPLAINTS ALL THE WAY FROM CANADA SO IF YOU COULD PLEASE FINISH THIS UP OR BE QUIET IT WOULD BE APPRECIATED GREATLY!" I heard Robin shout, probably right outside of her tent. After she was done yelling there were absolutely no more sounds coming from Will and Mike's tent. "THANK YOU!" Robin exclaimed. I heard her climb back into her tent and zip it up.

"Thank god." Jane sighed, lying back on the ground with her pillow.

"That was so scary." I giggled silently.

"I will never be able to get those sounds out of my head." Jane shuttered.

"That's exactly why I wanted to get revenge on them by pretending to-"

"We already traumatized them remember? When we had sex for the first time on the boat." She recalled.

"Oh yeah.." I suddenly remembered the entire situation as if it happened just yesterday. "That was so funny"

"Funny? I was super embarrassed!"

"Well because you were the one making all of the noises."

"That wasn't my fault."

"Okay, I apologize."

"That wasn't sincere enough."

"Okay Jane Hopper, I am absolutely positively deeply passionately horribly sorry for making you scream my name during the boat trip."

Jane stayed silent for a few moments besides a quiet chuckle that would escape her mouth every few seconds.

"You're forgiven Maxine."

an:

i updated i updated i updated i updated

and im working on a ronance book and im probably going to either base it off of "cardigan" by taylor swift, or one of conan grays songs (there's so many to choose from)

anyways ily guys! thank u sm for 31k reads :)