Ask Jayfeather, Dovewing, and Lionblaze!

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED AND DOVEWING'S OPINIONS!

Lionblaze: This is our 50th anniversary, everyone! This is the 50th chapter!

Dovewing: Woohoo!

Jayfeather: Nice, I guess.

Dovewing: Thank you all so much! This really means a lot to us. :3

Jayfeather: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's just start with the questions!

Dovewing: Okay, Glaceon-lucario firstly asked Lionblaze, Lionblaze, do you love Mousefur or Leopardstar more?

Lionblaze: I love Mousefur more... as a friend. Leopardstar was just weird. She envisioned becoming MATES with Tigerstar and ruling over all the Clans. Weirdo. -.-

Lionblaze: Glaceon-lucario also asked Dovewing, Dovewing, what would your warrior name be if you were ginger and gray?

Dovewing: Maybe... either Dovespots or Dovedawn.

Jayfeather: Glaceon-lucario again asked Dovewing, and I'm going to do these all at once, Dovewing, which is your least favorite prey, squirrels or voles?  Which one is your favorite fandom, The Hunger Games or Divergent?  Which is your favorite color out of these three, black, gray, or green?  Would you rather be blind or paralyzed?  What is your favorite boy band? What was your reaction when Zayn left 1D?  What is currently your mood?  Which one would you mate, Lionblaze or Jayfeather?  Who's your favorite leader, Onestar or Mistystar?

Dovewing: So many questions... thank you! Okay, voles, The Hunger Games, green, paralyzed, 1D, I guess, I was shocked, I am cheerful, Lionblaze, and Mistystar.

Dovewing: Alright, Glaceon-lucario also asked Jayfeather, Jayfeather, do you want to cuddle Briarlight to comfort her or just talk to her in the fanfiction?

Jayfeather: Just... just talking is okay.

Jayfeather: Anyway, Glaceon-lucario finally asked Lionblaze, Lionblaze, do you like popcorn?

Lionblaze: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS! *makes a popcorn angel in a sea of popcorn* Popcorn is bae.

Lionblaze: Okay, so Rykitty asked Jayfeather, Jayfeather, why don't you ship Jaylight?  It's the new thing!

Jayfeather: *grips the ground with claws* I don't care if it's the new thing. I love HALF MOON. Briarlight is just my friend.

Dovewing: *mouth drops open* FRIEND-ZONED!!!!!!!!!

Lionblaze: Jay, bro, you know you're not supposed to love anyone, right?

Jayfeather: Whatever.

Dovewing: Heh-heh, um, well, Vriska_Serket_10101 asked Jayfeather, Jayfeather, do you ever intend to tell the others about your experiences in the past with Half Moon?

Jayfeather: Perhaps...but only when the time is right, and this is not the right time.

Dovewing: COME ON, MAN!!!!!

Jayfeather: What-ev-er. Anyway, Vriska_Serket_10101 asked Lionblaze, Lionblaze, can we be murder buddies?

Lionblaze: *unsheathes claws and bares teeth* You betcha!

Dovewing: Scary Lionblaze is scary.

Lionblaze: Finally, Vriska_Serket_10101 finally asked Dovewing, Dovewing, who is your least favorite cat or Twoleg?

Dovewing: All Twolegs are bad... no offense. My least favorite cat has to be Tigerstar, since he was very evil and was set on killing Firestar from day one. It was just ridiculous after a while. He was just a plain fox-heart, through and through. *curls lip*

Dovewing: Okay, so MoonFeather2112 asked Jayfeather, Jayfeather, are you part of the Illuminati?

Jayfeather: What if I am?

Music: DUN DUN-DUH DUN DUHHHH!!!!!!!!

D0veWing's friend Torin: *running around yelling* ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!

Lionblaze: Anyway, Poppywing asked Jayfeather, Jayfeather, do you want me to write a fanfiction about you and Willowshine or you and Mistystar and you had kits with one of them?

Jayfeather: Dear StarClan, NO! ENOUGH WITH THE FANFICTIONS!

Poppywing: *pops up out of nowhere* Well, too late, I already did. *grins maliciously and disappears*

Jayfeather: Mouse dung.

Jayfeather: Anyway, the fanfiction-writing Poppywing asked Dovewing, Do you want to be my BFF?

Dovewing: Sure! *skips in the sunset, holding paws*

Dovewing: Okay, so TheDiscoFish2 asked all of us, All of you crazy cat s, when will the Illuminati take over?

All: *puts on nerdy glasses*

Jayfeather: Studies showed that the said Illuminati will take over in about twenty-five years.

Dovewing: A whole Twoleg population firmly believes they do not exist, though. A cat, which is myself, will humbly join them.

Lionblaze: *glares* We'll be ready for you, Illuminati!

All: *fashionably takes off glasses*

Lionblaze: Isis8202 asked Dovewing, Dovewing, if Bumblestripe was the only tom left on Earth, would you repopulate?

Dovewing: Yeah, I mean, we'll be the only cats left on Earth. Someone needs to start the cat family going again. Besides, Bumblestripe isn't that bad! I just love Tigerheart more. There are many toms worse than Bumblestripe out there, guys.

Jayfeather: I think that's the only compliment Dovewing gave to Bumblestripe...

Dovewing: Oh, just read the next question!

Jayfeather: Fine, fine, Bossy McBossypants. So Isis8202 asked Lionblaze, Lionblaze, what is your favorite cartoon?

Lionblaze: SPONGEBOOOOOOOB SQJAREPAAAAAANTS!

Dovewing; Who DOESN'T like SpongeBob? He's the ultimate underwater sponge! Anyway, Isis8202 finally asked Jayfeather, Jayfeather, will you watch Doctor Who with me?

Jayfeather: Hmm, I don't know, man... the Doctor is having a serious problem right now.

Lionblaze: Then Samy144 asked Jayfeather, Jayfeather, are you a jellybean?

Jayfeather: What? Just... no.

Jayfeather: Samy144 also asked Lionblaze, Lionblaze, are you an artichoke?

Lionblaze: No... wait, am I? *looks terrified*

Dovewing: At least you aren't a giant mushroom.

Lionblaze: Oh yeah... Samy144 also finally asked Dovewing, Dovewing, are you a bumblebee?

Dovewing: No, but is BUMBLESTRIPE a bumblebee? O.o

Lionblaze: Dun, dun, duh!

Dovewing; Finally, ErenWolfJaeger asked Lionblaze, Emberflame: Hi Dad! Can I go hunting with you?

Lionblaze: *flicks tail happily* Sure, son!

Jayfeather: So... this is the end, I guess. If you have a question for any of us, please leave it down below. We always welcome new questions. And, of course—

All: BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Lionblaze: Also comment with your questions if you think I'm sexy. ^.^

Jayfeather: Yeah, then you'll get nothing.

Dovewing: Shush! This was supposed to END already!