TigerheartXDovewingXBumblestripe, StickXHalf Moon, and CinderpeltXJayfeather?

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Lionblaze: AY YO AY YO!

Jayfeather: Our first questioner, Fallen_Rose1995, has a question for Dovewing...

Dovewing: What? No intro?

Lionblaze: I GAVE THE EPIC LIONBLAZE INTRO!!! Okay, she asks, Dovewing, have you ever mated with Bumblestripe or Tigerheart?

Dovewing: You FORGOT the part where she said I was her most favorite cat ever!!! THANK YOU FALLEN ROSE!!! I saw WAY too many rants about me. -_-

Dovewing: Anyway, I haven't MATED with any of them yet! I'm still trying to work this ThunderClan--ShadowClan thing out...

Lionblaze: Vriska_Serket1010 asks Jayfeather, Jayfeather, are you planning to take over the world? I can so help with that.

Jayfeather: JOIN ME, VRISKA, AND WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD TOGETHER!

Dovewing: Ever keep a secret much, Jay?

Jayfeather: Well, if I told you, you would put Tigerheart and yourself in a bunker out in the middle of nowhere. And if I told Lionblaze... he'll just run around, screaming "THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE SHALL BE UPON US!"

Lionblaze: Eh... good point...

Dovewing: SnowlightXx asks us all one question:

Dovewing, do you want an orange? By that I mean an annoying one.

Lionblaze, what would you do if Cinderpelt took over Cinderheart?

Jayfeather, what would you do if your stick is with Half Moon?

Dovewing: What happens if I say yes to the annoying orange?

Lionblaze: If Cinderpelt takes over Cinderheart... hmm... I'LL BREAK THE WARRIOR CODE!

Jayfeather: Who's disloyal now?

Lionblaze: YOU.

Jayfeather: I would break the stick again is my answer.

Jayfeather: Anyway, last question asked by vinyl_the_awesome: Totally weird question: Of rule 34?

Dovewing: I pulled up Google... this is the definition:

Rule 34—"If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions"—is a prevalent meme that Internet pornography exists for every conceivable topic. Rule 34 is one of the best-known Internet adages in current usage.

Lionblaze: Ahh, porn? No thanks?

Jayfeather: I guess not... it's too intelligant for me...

Dovewing: Yeah, no.

Lionblaze: AND I WILL GO TO WAR FOR KEEPING YOUR STUFF! *plants the ThunderClan flag* FREEDOM. THUNDERCLAN IS LOVE, THUNDERCLAN IS LIFE.

Dovewing: Anyway, guys, that wraps it up!

Me: *singing* This is the time where IIII... KILL THE CONVERSATION, WRAP THIS UP!

Lionblaze: Shut that Pierce the Veil face of yours, and--

All: BYYYYYYEEE!

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