Lionblaze: Hey, my sexy fans that are sexy but not as sexy as me, I'm Lionblaze, with my brother Jayfeather and my cousin, Dovewing!
Jayfeather: He isn't sexy. Lionblaze, you're not sexy.
Dovewing: No. Just, no, bro.
Lionblaze: I HAVE A MATE.
Jayfeather: That doesn't mean dung!
Dovewing: *clears throat* Anyway, MoleCherry asks us all, Do you think Squirrelflight will be a good leader when Bramblestar dies?
Lionblaze: Considering she keeps Bramblestar's butt in line every day, yes, I think she will.
Jayfeather: I guess she'll be okay, if she doesn't take a plan of action every five seconds.
Dovewing: I agree with Jay.
Dovewing: AND YES, MOLECHERRY, HAZEL, NICO, IF YOU EVER CHANGE YOUR MINDS--WHICH YOU SHOULD-- ABOUT ME GETTING WITH TIGERHEART, THEN I WILL GLADLY COMMIT TO THE PLAN.
Lionblaze and Jayfeather: *raises their eyebrows at her*
Dovewing: I-I mean... _ravenwarrior asks Jayfeather, What will you do if I told Lionblaze you had a mate named Half Moon?
Jayfeather: Explain myself and kick you in the gut!
Lionblaze: I have something to say, Jayfeather.
Jayfeather: What?
Lionblaze: ...She already told me.
Jayfeather: QWERTGHIKPOKMNBVFDSWE WE'RE NOT MATES YET QWEDCGGJUKI,IO.OP.HNGF!!!!!
Lionblaze: SnowlightXx asks Jayfeather--
Dovewing: Man, isn't Jay under the spotlight today?
Lionblaze: Shut it, warrior-code-breaker--Jayfeather, did you really steal a monster from the Twolegs and drove it around the Clans' camps?
Jayfeather: Erm... uh... MAYBE.
Dovewing: Then why is a monster besides the medicine cat den? And why did I see a monster going everywhere, destroying everything?
Jayfeather: Coincidence!
Lionblaze: I BLAME JAYFEATHER, THE ONE WHO'S CAUSED THE FLOOD!
Jayfeather: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!
Jayfeather: Alright, you sons of the Dark Forest, Vriska_Serket_1010 asks Dovewing, If you could have any power in the world aside from your own power now, what would it be?
Dovewing: To be the most beautiful and sweet she-cat on earth!!! Basically, a charm power! That way, I can say I'm more hot than Lionblaze and charm Tigerheart into liking me again if he likes another she-cat! ...Which he shouldn't do, liking another she-cat when I'm his bae.
Lionblaze: Okay, she also asks Jayfeather, If you could bring back Half Moon or Firestar from the dead, who would you bring back?
Jayfeather: Firestar was great, but every leader has to lose their nine lives, and come on, guys, we all have to admit Half Moon is better! I would rather bring back Half Moon.
Lionblaze: *shakes his head and whispers* Firestar is better.
Dovewing: *nods in agreement and also whispers* He's mad.
Jaytfeather: What did you guys say?
Dovewing: N-nothing, Jay! Finally, Vriska asks Lionblaze, Lionblaze, did you steal Jayfeather's catmint?
Lionblaze: *warily glances over to his nest, which is full of catmint* Uh... maybe.
Jayfeather: WHY, YOU LITTLE--
Dovewing: *cuts in* And Willowclaw, I think we all know Heathertail will be mates with Breezepelt, and besides, Lionblaze is mates with Cinderheart, and she's expecting kits, so please... NO FANGIRLING ALLOWED IN THIS NECK OF THE WOODS.
Lionblaze: You didn't have to sound like a fox-heart, Dove, Jesus...
Dovewing: JESUS CAN'T STOP MEH.
Dovewing: AND I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR MOTHER, Doveclaw SAYS EITHER.
Lionblaze: *murmurs* What does the Dove say?
Lionblaze and Jayfeather: *yells* ME-ME-ME-ME-ME-MEAN THINGS. ME-ME-ME-ME-ME-MEAN THINGS. WHAT DOES THE DOVE SAY?
Dovewing: SHUT IT.
Lionblaze: Somebody better make sure that's viral!
Jayfeather: Anyway, guys, that's the end of this chapter, so if you don't mind me, I'm gonna go and kick _ravenwarrior, and also Lionblaze for stealing my catmint, and... see ya!
Dovewing: WAIT!!! Willowclaw, you will NOT force me and Bumblestripe together! I'm for Tigerheart, the sexiest tom on earth!
Lionblaze: I am the sexiest tom on earth! I'LL FIGHT HIM FOR THE TITLE! *dashes off*
All: BYYYYYYYEEEE!
*a loud punch is heard*
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