Fifth Cat and Moon War!

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Dovewing: Hey people! We return with a question from MoleCherry!

Jayfeather: Lionblaze isn't currently with us because he is at the moon, fighting Vinyl.

Lionblaze: I WILL SURVIVE!  I WILL SURVIVE! *shoots Freddy Fazzbear with Vinyl's shotgun*

Jayfeather: Anyway, yeah, MC asks, If there was a fifth cat, who would you want it to be?

Dovewing: And NO OC CAN REPLACE ME WITH MY BELOVED TIGERHEART!!! YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR!!! NO CHICK IN SHAODOWCLAN COULD BE MORE FAB THAN ME!!!

Tigerheart: Dovewing... it's true.

Dovewing: W-what?

Tigerheart: Yep.

Dovewing: F-fine, then! I loved Flametail anyway!

Tigerheart: Not according to the books. Besides, he was a medicine cat, and he's dead.

Dovewing: THEN I LOVED DAWNPELT!!!

Tigerheart: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE THINGS DRAMATIC AND BEG FOR BUMBLESTRIPE TO LOVE YOU, NOT BE A LESBIAN!

Dovewing: Oh...

Dovewing: To answer your question, if there was a fifth cat, I'd want it to be Ivypool.

Jayfeather: Mothwing.

Lionblaze: *grabbing Vinyl's Star Wars laser gun and shooting her with it* HOLLYLEEEEAF.

Dovewing: Okay, guys, that's a wrap!

Jayfeather: Comment your questions for us down below!

Dovewing: And--

All: BYYYYYEEE!

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Lionblaze: *Storm Trooper dying noise* YOU SHALL NOT WIN, VINYL THE AWESOME!!!!

Sorry for the late update, guys. I was halfway done the chapter before my laptop ran out of power! I was kinda mad and didn't want to rewrite the whole entire thing, but... Here it is! With your questions, comment if this ever happened to you! Hope you enjoyed!

-D0veWing

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