Ask Jayfeather, Dovewing, and Lionblaze!

GETTING AND LOSING POWERS AND THE SECRETS OF LOVE REVEALED!

Jayfeather: Alright, guys, who hasn't done an intro in a while?

Lionblaze: You. And you just did one.

Dovewing: Are we keeping that?

Jayfeather: We better!

Lionblaze: It's amazing anyway... since I'M in it. And everyone likes me!

Jayfeather: Keep telling yourself that. Anyway, let's get started! Rykitty asks Dovewing--

Dovewing: First question dedicated to ME? I'm honored!

Jayfeather: --shut it, mouse-brain, Dovewing, who would you save, Ivypool, Bumblestripe, or Tigerheart?

Dovewing: Hmm... good question... Well, I never really cared about Bumblestripe, so instant elimination... Tigerheart? Well, I like him and all, but come on guys, Ivypool is my SISTER, so I'm saying Ivypool!

Lionblaze: It's a miracle she didn't say Tigerheart... praise the Lord!

Dovewing: We should come up with a new term for loudmouth.

Jayfeather: How about badger-mouth?

Dovewing: YES. ERIN HUNTER, PUT THAT TERM IN THE NEXT BOOK. Anyway, Doveclaw asks Jayfeather--

Doveclaw: *smirks and covers Lionblaze's ears without him noticing*

Dovewing: --Do you love Cinderheart?

Jayfeather: *sighs and shakes head* NO. For the millionth time, NO, I love Half Moon!

Dovewing: ...You're not supposed to love at all...

Lionblaze: *Doveclaw disappears* Can you repeat the question? I didn't hear...

Jayfeather: It wasn't meant for your ears.

Lionblaze: Um, okay... I guess. Doveclaw asks Dovewing, Dovewing, are we going to see some DovexBumble kits soon?

Dovewing: *rolls eyes* I'm not ready to have kits any time soon, so I honestly don't know how to answer that question.

Lionblaze: Like yo mama.

Jayfeather: That doesn't even make any sense, Lionblaze!

Lionblaze: Shut it, badger-mouth. Oh, and FYI Doveclaw, if you cry every time I don't say I love Heathertail, which I don't, give us all a favor and quit reading.

Jayfeather: *nods* Like, seriously. We're trying NOT to get sued here.

Jayfeather: Doveclaw also asks Lionblaze, Lionblaze, why don't you believe that Sedgekit told about the tunnels? You know it was him, so why are you hating Heathertail? Can't you at least try to be friends?

Lionblaze: *unsheathes claws* Doveclaw, Heathertail and I vowed to keep this a secret. It was a promise. She ruined everything! Besides, what we did was against the warrior code. I hate her because she's a no-good, lazy, stubborn WindClan scum! And we're never going to be friends! NEVER! *laughs maniacally* IT'S AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE!!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!

Jayfeather: Hollyleaf on crack, everybody.

Dovewing: *snickers* Uh, yeah, anyway! MoleCherry asks Jayfeather, Jayfeather, why are you so sexy?

Jayfeather: Because I am. If you look up 'sexy' in the dictionary, my face is there. My whole entire face. In the dictionary. Under 'sexy.'

Lionblaze: I AM SEXIER THAN JAYFEATHER!!!! And why do we have to stop demolishing wishfulina? It was so fun!