Ask Jayfeather, Dovewing, and Lionblaze!

SANDWICHES AND DATING!!!

Lionblaze: Yaaay, Christmas is coming up! WHO'S TOTALLY EXCITED???

Dovewing: *raises paw* I AM!

Jayfeather: *sighs* Whatever.

Lionblaze: So today we return with loads of questions from you guys, and we start off with MoleCherry, who asks us all, Do you like going to hotel rooms and doing things you know Twolegs shouldn't do?

Dovewing: Just last week. I had Ivypool help me, too. >:3 It's amazing.

Lionblaze: What are hotel rooms?

Jayfeather: No. I hate hotel rooms.

Dovewing: I bet Jay has never been to a hotel in his life!

Jayfeather: You don't know me. Anyway, MoleCherry also asks Dovewing, Would you rather parent a baby donkey with Lionblaze, or parent a baby llama with Jayfeather?

Dovewing: Baby llamas are so much better than baby donkeys... but Jayfeather would suck as a father.

Jayfeather: At least, you know, I can actually take care of it.

Lionblaze: ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY PARENTING SKILLS, SIR?!

Jayfeather: I'm just saying I'm a medicine cat, and actually know how to use herbs.

Dovewing: I would rather parent a baby llama with Jayfeather. Though I don't think ThunderClan will be happy with the llama in general...

Jayfeather: I can't parent anybody anyway, much less a llama. Okay, next MoleCherry asked Lionblaze, Would you rather go on a date with a giant mushroom or all the Dark Forest cats?

Lionblaze: That's not even a question. Definitely all the Dark Forest cats. Giant mushrooms are just... so, so terrifying. *shudders*

Lionblaze: Finally, MoleCherry asked Jayfeather, Let's just say Briarlight told you she loved you. What would you say back?

Jayfeather: I would say that I didn't love her back, tell her medicine cats can't take mates, and then say I was in love with a dead cat I was already waiting for.

Dovewing and Lionblaze: *stares*

Jayfeather: *shrugs* Hey, it's the truth.

Dovewing: Oooookay, Jayfeather is officially insane. Anyway, Hollyfrost_1 asked us all, Do you think (SPOILER) Bramblestar and Squirrelflight's kit Alderpaw will be a good medicine cat?

Lionblaze: I'm so excited for the fifth series. We're all reading Path of Stars right now.

Jayfeather: I hate reading.

Dovewing: Alderpaw's a medicine cat? Sweet! We can't really answer that, though, because we haven't read the sneak-peek scene yet...

Jayfeather: Wait... am I mentoring him?

Lionblaze: I bet my kin will be a good medicine cat! Right, Jay?

Jayfeather: Sure, if you're so certain.

Jayfeather: Okay, then Hollyfrost_1 asked Dovewing, If you could replace anyone in ThunderClan with somebody else, who is it that you would replace and who would you replace them with?

Dovewing: I love all my Clanmates, really, but if I had to choose, I would say I would replace Bumblestripe with Tigerheart.

Lionblaze: You do remember Bumblestripe is your mate, right?

Dovewing: But if Tigerheart always lived in ThunderClan, I could take him as a mate without breaking the warrior code! If only Tawneypelt stayed in ThunderClan...