Ask Jayfeather, Dovewing, and Lionblaze!

DEATHCLAN AND JEALOUSY SHIPS!!!

Dovewing: 'CAUSE THERE'S FAITH IN LOOOOOVE! If you kiss me goodnight I'll knoooow--

Lionblaze: You'll know you should stop mooning over Tigerheart!

Jayfeather: You'/ll also know I agree with what he said!

Dovewing: Ugh, you never enjoy any of my intros!

Jayfeather: Yeah. That was the worst of all.

Lionblaze: We return with... a lot of questions.

Dovewing: First one's from MoleCherry! She asks, What do you like about MoleCherry?

Lionblaze: I guess you're awesome. But not as awesome as me.

Dovewing: *punches him*

Lionblaze: OW! That hurt!

Dovewing: How does it feel to get punched by a girl?

Lionblaze: What's a girl?

Dovewing: MoleCherry is amazing. Enough said!

Jayfeather: You're okay... for a Twoleg.

Dovewing: Next question from MoleCherry is, Who's better, Ivypool or Molewhisker?

Jayfeather: Ivypool and I are family, and sick hommies. I never talked to Molewhisker in my life... I think.

Dovewing: Ivypool for the win! Sister power, fools!

Lionblaze: Molewhisker is better!

Dovewing: *glares daggers at him*

Lionblaze: ...Fine, Ivypool's better! Whateves!

Jayfeather: Next question is from deathscar13, and she asks, Dovewing, if you could pick your warrior name, what would it be?

Dovewing: Uh, Dovewing.

Lionblaze: So creative.

Dovewing: Another question from deathscar13 is, Lionblaze, if you were leader for a day, what would you do?

Lionblaze: Send everyone out to get pizza and attack every Clan for the fun of it! >:3

Lionblaze: And she asks Jayfeather if he wanted to join DeathClan. She also asks us all that.

Jayfeather: It sounds like death, so no thanks.

Dovewing: Same. Thanks for offering, though.

Lionblaze: Are you guys blind? I'M JOINING!

Jayfeather: As a matter of fact, I AM blind...

Jayfeather: _ravenwarrior asks who I assume to be Dovewing, Why were you so mad when Ivypool told you she was training in the Dark Forest with Tigerheart? Were you jealous?

Dovewing: I guess I was mad because my sister and my beloved were training in a StarClanforsaken place, and I didn't want either of them to get killed there! I guess I was a little jealous, too...

Dovewing: Also, Willowclaw asks Lionblaze, Lionblaze, I ship Heather+Lion! Why don't you leave Cinderheart and go for Heathertail?

Lionblaze: No! Heathertail betrayed me! Plus, she doesn't deserve an awesome tom like me! I also love Cinderheart!

Lionblaze: She also asks Jayfeather, Jayfeather, if you weren't a medicine cat, would you be my mate?

Jayfeather: No! No! No! I hardly even know you! StarClan, these fangirls!

Dovewing: And how can I NOT be one of your favorites, but these bozos are?! I HAVE MY LAWYER ON SPEED DIAL!!!

Lionblaze: Dovewing, you don't have a lawyer... or a phone.

Dovewing: WHATEVER. You, me, Willowclaw, YES, YOU, behind the Moonpool at six.

Jayfeather: Dovewing, Willow also asks you, Dovewing, why don't you forget about Tigerheart and be mates with Bumblestripe? You two are a cuter couple, but not as cute as Heather+Lion.

Dovewing: NO. I LOVE TIGERHEART, AND EVEN IF I DID FANCY BUMBLESTRIPE, I WON'T DO ANYTHING YOU SAY!

Lionblaze: Dovewing, be nice!

Dovewing: HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT YOUR FACE?

Lionblaze: Jayfeather, ravenlily03 asks you, Jayfeather, if you had to mate with Briarlight and save Half Moon but break Half Moon's heart, would you do it?

Jayfeather: Depends. I'll be doing the same mistake my mother did. It depends... what am I saving her from?

Jayfeather: Dovewing, ravenlily03 asks you, Dovewing, if Tigerheart cruelly rejected you for Ivypool and Bumblestripe asked you to be his mate, what would you do?

Dovewing: KILL IVYPOOL AND WIN BACK HIS LOVE.

Lionblaze and Jayfeather: O__O

Dovewing: Just kidding! I'll make Tigerheart jealous by saying yes to Bumblestripe.

Lionblaze: *whispers to Jayfeather* She never knows...

Dovewing: LIONBLAZE, ravenlily03 asks you, Lionblaze, what would you do if Cinderheart cheated on you for a giant mushroom?

Lionblaze: I would heroically scream in terror and run away! I HATE giant mushrooms!

Jayfeather: Okay, guys, that's all the questions for today!

Dovewing: Leave any questions you have for us down below, and have a great Sunday, and--

All: BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEE!!!