Ask Jayfeather, Dovewing, and Lionblaze!

BUMPER CARS AND THE SELECTION!!!

Lionblaze: Hey all you people, hey all you people, hey all you people will you listen to meeeeee~?

Jayfeather: No.

Dovewing: How harsh.

Lionblaze: Anyway, we have some questions... and by questions I mean a lot of questions... Like, is this the most popular Ask The Three book out there?

Dovewing: Think how cool it would be if it was!

Lionblaze: Thank you all so much!! Really, this means a lot to us. :)

Jayfeather: Yeah, yeah, quit being all sappy and ask the first question!

Dovewing: The first questions comes from MoleCherry, and she asks Jayfeather, Will you take me to Charlotte, North Carolina?

Jayfeather: No.

Jayfeather: Then MoleCherry asked Dovewing, Scenario time! Let's say Tigerheart died and you and Ivypool were forced to take a mate from ThunderClan--Foxleap still alive--who would you choose?

Dovewing: Bumblestripe. *frowns* Why do people ship me with Foxleap? We never talked! It's like shipping me with Toadstep, we never were important to each other!

Lionblaze: I would rather you be mates with Foxleap than Tigerheart, honestly.

Dovewing: Keep dreaming.

Dovewing: Okay, finally MoleCherry asked Lionblaze, Maxerica or Asperica?

Lionblaze: ASPERICA. *Selection spoiler alert* Why did Aspen leave America? They're too perfect. THEY HAVE TO WOOOORK. What about you? *end of spoiler*

Jayfeather: Nerds. Anyway, FnafPokeWho26 asked Lionblaze, How did you feel when that fox-heart Breezepelt hurt your baby brother who couldn't defend himself? Thanks for ruining my pride, or what I have left of it.

Lionblaze: *sends him a sweet smile* Aww, I was so defensive and scared you would die, baby brother.

Jayfeather: *growls*

Lionblaze: Next, FnafPokeWho26 asked Jayfeather, How is it being blind?

Jayfeather: Dark.

Dovewing: Then FnafPokeWho26 asked Lionblaze, Do you like bumper cars?

Lionblaze: *crashes a bumper car into the side of a building* HECK YEAH I DO!!!!!!!

Lionblaze: Then FnafPokeWho26 asked Jayfeather, If Half Moon was erased from all existence, would you marry the stick? Also, did you like Rock? *wink*

Jayfeather: No, I did not like Rock.

Dovewing: WHO DOESN'T LIKE DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON?????!!!! You are dead to me.

Jayfeather: Dumbwing's shining through. And I MIGHT marry the stick. I proposed once and it didn't get back to me yet. That was before I met Half Moon, too.

Jayfeather: Finally, FnafPokeWho26 asked all of us, Do you like DC or Marvel?

All: ...............................................

Jayfeather: No.

Dovewing: Okay then. Also, wishfulina asked Jayfeather, What's the hate on sight?

Jayfeather: The hate that people give me? Or my hate? I can't really answer that.

Lionblaze: Then wishfulina asked Dovewing, What is your best memory?