Do not fear! The warriors are here!

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Jayfeather: Sorry for our long absence guys!

Dovewing: Oh, now I see.

Jayfeather: What?

Dovewing: I'll ask you when the questions run out.

Lionblaze: Snowlight296 asks us 'What's up with you guys and Breezepelt? He didn't die in the Dark Forest battle, right?'

Dovewing: You guys answer. He isn't MY half brother.

Jayfeather: is he?

Dovewing: Let the audience ask the questions!

Lionblaze: HOLD IT! Whitewing's related to Cloudtail who' related to Firestar who's related to Leafpool who's related to us...

Dovewing: YOU BOTH HAVE THE SAME FATHER! I DON'T!

Jayfeather: yeah Lionblaze...

Jayfeather: I hate him...as always.

Lionblaze: The same.

Dovewing: Uh...yeah, he's alive. He's parading the WindClan camp, bragging about how good of a fighter he is.

Lionblaze: But I'M the best!

Jayfeather: Anyway...MinimumnotMaximum asks Lionblaze 'Do you know Cinderheart is having your babies?'

Lionblaze: Actually, yes, I did.

Dovewing: vinyltheawesome asked Lionblaze 'Since you haven't experienced pain, does it hurt to be scratched by a thorn?'

Lionblaze: IT HURTS LIKE HECK!

Jayfeather: She also asks us if we play Wizard101 or Spore...

Lionblaze: N-

Dovewing: *puts a paw over his mouth and points to the comment*

vinyltheawesome: If you don't...I'll feed you to the lions!

Jayfeather: CANNIBAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DOvewing: Uh-uh-uh YES! OF COURSE WE PLAY IT! -^_^

Vinyl: *pops out of nowhere* REALLY! BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE!!!!!

Jayfeather: AAHH! *kills her*

Dovewing: JAYFEATHER!!!!! WHY'D YOU KILL HER????

Jayfeather: SHE SCARED ME!

Dovewing: WHATEVER! pinkblaze777 asked Jayfeather if you are going to fix up your broken stick and marry it.

Jayfeather: Never.

Lionblaze: Never ever?

Jayfeather: Never ever never.

Lionblaze: Never ever never ever?

Jayfeather: UGH! Never ever never ever never!

Dovewing: ALRIGHT! Lionblaze, would you rather kiss me or Ivypool?

Lionblaze: You DO know they're both my kin, right?

Pink: *appears out of nowhere* Oh...right. :/

Jayfeather: AAHHH! ANOTHER TWOLEG!

Dovewing: DON'T KILL HER THIS TIME!

Pink: SISTERS FOR LIFE!

Jayfeather:...Can I kill her now?

Dovewing: Guess what Jay? YOU GET THE SPECIAL PRIBILEGE TO TAKE HER BACK HOME!

Jayfeather: FINE!

Pink: YAAAAY!

Lionblaze: Eh...I guess...Dovewing, since we're more...close, or whatever.

Pink: OOOOOHHHH! LIONXDOVE FOR LIFE!!!!!

Lionblaze:...THAT WAS AWKWARD! Uh, Vinyl-

Vinyl: *comes back from the dead while Jayfeather returns* DOVEY DOVE...have ya...ever eaten a wood pigeon?

Dovewing: Uh...*flips through the Omen of the Stars books* Doesn't say anywhere I ate a wood pigeon, so, no.

Jayfeather: *screams like a little girl* ZOMBIE!!!!! *kills her again*

Dovewing: This was a weird episode! Comment down below your questions for us, and-

All: BYEEEEE!

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