Ask Jayfeather, Dovewing, and Lionblaze!

Kinly Questions!

Dovewing- *has glasses on* Why, hello. My name is Dr. Professor Dovewing! This is kinly questions time!

Jayfeather- Dovewing, you-

Dovewing- That's DR PROFESSOR Dovewing!

jayfeather- Dr. professor Dovewing, you ask us a question.

Lionblaze- When did she have a masters degree?

Dr. Professor Dovewing- Uh...all my life, actually.

Lionblaze- At least I saved the world!

Jayfeather- Dovewing?

Dr. Professor Dovewing- That's Dr. Professor Dovewing to you!

Jayfeather- *facepaws* Just ask me!

Dr. Professor Dovewing- Okay, Jayfeather... Are you actually in love with Cinderheart?

Jayfeather- Always with the love questions...

Lionblaze- Dude! paws off! She's mine!

Jayfeather- I never said I did like her, mouse-brain!

Lionblaze- Do you?

Jayfeather- Uh, no.

Lionblaze- Liar, liar, paws on fire.

Dr. professor Dovewing- Um, it's pants on fire. Patrick.

Lionblaze- What's a pants? And what's a Patrick?

Dr. Professor Dovewing- Ah...forget it.

Jayfeather- What's your question for Lionblaze, DPD?

Dr. Professor Dovewing- I am Doctor professor Dovewing, not DPD! Anyway, Lionblaze, is the rumor true you carried Heathertail into the sunset a moon ago?

Lionblaze- *blushes* Um...no.

Dr. professor Dovewing- Okay, Jayfeather;..ASK!

Jayfeather- Dovewing, are you going to live in ShadowClan with Tigerheart?

Dr. Professor Dovewing- DR. PROFESSOR DOVEWING! And eat frogs and rats? Never.

Jayfeather- Okay. Lionblaze...hm...

Lionblaze- *waits patiently*

Jayfeather- Do you...

Lionblaze- yes?

Jayfeather- What...

Lionblaze- Hm?

Jayfeather- Who...

Lionblaze- YEAH?

Jayfeather-Since you're invincible, can you hold the sky?

Lionblaze- Jeez, Jay, I never actually tried...

Jayfeather- KK, Lionblaze!

Lionblaze- Jayfeather, if you weren't a medicine cat, would you mate with Cinderheart?

Jayfeather- Lionblaze, the rumors aren't true! But maybe... I don't know! I'm a medicine cat!

Lionblaze- *glares* Dovewing... would you and Tigerheart run away and make a new Clan?

Dr. Professor Dovewing- For the final time! I. Am. Dr. Professor. Dovewing. We may run away and start a new life together...*daydreams*

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