Ask Jayfeather, Dovewing, and Lionblaze!

BOOKNERDS AND PARENTING RUMORS!

Dovewing: Hellooooo lovely readers! We're doing this at six o'clock in the morning. X3

Lionblaze: *yawns*

Jayfeather: We wanted to do it early, because D0veWing has a Reading Marathon today.

Dovewing: So let's get this started!

Lionblaze: *not really feeling it* Okay, so we start with Rykitty asking us all, Would you rather be a booknerd or a video game geek?

Dovewing: Labels are for soup cans.

Jayfeather: But books and videogames are cool. Like whatever you like.

Lionblaze: And don't be afraid to show it!

Dovewing: Then Hollyfrost_1 asked Jayfeather, Would you like me to write a story where you and Half Moon are reincarnated and became mates?

Jayfeather: If you want... *sighs* But I'll still be waiting in real life.

Dovewing: At least there's a billion fan-she-cats out there who love you just as much, Jay. Get over it.

Lionblaze: *cracks up*

Jayfeather: *sends rude stare at Dovewing* Well, Hollyfrost_1 asks Dovewing, What's your favorite color?

Dovewing: *frowns* Didn't I already answer this? Oh, well, I'll say it again. I think I said blue or gray, right?

Lionblaze: I don't really remember, Dove.

Dovewing: I'm deciding on a dark purple. Purple is cool.

Jayfeather: Finally, Hollyfrost_1 asks Lionblaze, Are you afraid of the dark?

Lionblaze: No... Cats would be in very bad trouble if they are afraid of the dark. *sees a giant mushroom* SWEET BABY JESUS!!! *runs away*

Jayfeather: *sighs and pulls him back* The invincible warrior still has a Giant Mushroom Phobia.

Dovewing: GMP!

Lionblaze: N-now we have a lot of questions from MoleCherry! First, she asks Jayfeather, Celeste or America?

Dovewing: In the Selection by Kiera Cass.

Jayfeather: America. Because she's named after the land of the free.

Jayfeather: Secondly, MoleCherry asked Dovewing, Would you enter a Selection to win a tom's heart?

Dovewing: Not really, to be honest. The Clans aren't the land of Illeá, so it isn't mandatory, and I would hate the vibe of it. You can only spend a little time with him, and you constantly have to worry about being better than the other she-cats, not even knowing what type of she-cat he likes. If you don't love him and want to get over it, you have to face public humiliation.

Jayfeather: Does that mean you'll stop seeing Tigerheart?

Dovewing: *fur spikes* NEVER!!!

Dovewing: MoleCherry also asks Lionblaze, Who for president, Deez Nuts or your mom?

Lionblaze: KANYE WEST IS THE KANYE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jayfeather: Kanye Weast is the Kanye Beast. SpongeBob reference, with the 'weast' part.

Lionblaze: Anyway, MoleCherry asks us all, Should the DeezNutsasaurus be featured in the next Jurassic Park movie?

All: YES!!!