Ask Jayfeather, Dovewing, and Lionblaze!

RAGES AND TWENTY ONE PILOTS!

Dovewing: Hey, readers! Welcome back to the normally-updated show!

Jayfeather: It hasn't even been a minute and I already hate this.

Lionblaze: Yay, we've finally returned from our hiatus! We didn't actually do nothing, we went to this sacred place to be closer to StarClan and pray to them all day, every day!

Jayfeather: That totally didn't happen...

Lionblaze: SHUSH! Who are you to deny a perfectly good excuse/lie?

Dovewing: Let's get to answering questions, shall we? The first one comes from Rykitty, and she asked us all, Would you rather be Tigerstar, Scourge, or Hawkfrost?

Jayfeather: I would say Hawkfrost. He did the least.

Lionblaze: I would say Hawkfrost too.

Dovewing: Me three. Besides, Firestar is awesome and nobody wants to be a rogue.

Jayfeather: The next question comes from seaweed-brain-, who asked Lionblaze, Since you've called me a kit, WHICH I'M NOT, will you fight me?

Lionblaze: You. Me. At the WindClan border. Let's go.

Dovewing: Maybe after we finish.

Lionblaze: I'm so going to kick butt. Anyway, next question comes from MoleCherry, and she asked Dovewing, What's your favorite Twenty One Pilots song?

Dovewing: *busts out iPod* Well, I really only ever listened to Heathens. Not really my favorite band. Billy Talent rocks, though.

Jayfeather: That song really suits you, considering you're a heathen.

Dovewing: Fleabag! *throws iPod at him*

Dovewing: If Jayfeather stops being a fox-heart, then this next question asked by MoleCherry could be answered by Lionblaze, and she asked, Don't you know that I'm the only one for you? Just kidding. 'Cause I'm not trying to ruin your happiness.

Lionblaze: Aw, thanks. I like having my happiness.

Lionblaze: The final question that comes from MoleCherry is directed towards Jayfeather, and she asked, Would you rather drive a Ferrari or Lambo, if you could drive?

Jayfeather: I would drive a Lambo because ALL. MY. FRIENDS. KNOW THE LOWRIDER. *head-bangs to the theme song*

Jayfeather: She asked a lot of questions, so I'm doing them all. Next up, smokiquarzile asked Dovewing, Why do you not like Bumblestripe? Would you rather kill Tigerheart or Ivypool? Do you like Gravity Falls?

Dovewing: He just isn't for me. I love Tigerheart, NO MATTER WHAT THOSE ERIN HUNTER TWOLEGS PUT IN THEIR BOOKS!

Jayfeather: Alright, calm down, no one is arresting you.

Dovewing: Also, I would rather kill Tigerheart, because Ivypool is my sibling and Tigerheart is in another Clan. I think I watched a couple episodes, but I forgot everything in them, so the Gravity Falls question is a blank for right now.

Lionblaze: Can we just talk about how Legend of Kora is such a bad copy of Avatar: The Last Airbender? It definitely wasn't as good.

Jayfeather: Stop talking about random TV shows and answer the next question?

Lionblaze: Fine, you hermit! smokiquarzile asked Jayfeather, Why do you love Half Moon so much? Do you like your stick or Half Moon better? Do you wanna kill your bro and cousin together?