Giving Vinyl Her Tacos Vs. Possibly Getting Killed by Freddy Fazzbear

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Jayfeather: HEY ALL YOU SHE-CATS I CAN'T DATE!

Lionblaze: Unlucky you! It's the Three, coming to you live from...

Dovewing: Such lies. Wow.

Jayfeather: ANYWAY, we are starting the questions off with vinyl_the_awesome!

Dovewing: She asks, Lionblaze, give me my stuff back! *eyes glow red* Or I will unleash Foxy, Cica, Bonnie, and Freddy!!!

Lionblaze: Great question! Fabulous question!

Jayfeather: I know, right?

Lionblaze: NEVAH. And if you DO, I'll just use my Vinyl-stolen chainsaw. >:3

Dovewing: Clever you.

Jayfeather: morningglory123 asks Dovewing, Dovewing, what would you do if you had to kill a cat?

Dovewing; Oh, you know. KILL THEM.

Lionblaze: Talk about brutal!

Dovewing: Well, if it's somebody else from ThunderClan, I would KILL THEM.

Jayfeather: What if that cat you had to kill was Tigerheart?

Dovewing:... What are my options if I don't kill him?

Lionblaze: You get to spend eternity in the Dark Forest!

Dovewing: DEAL!

Lionblaze: Okay, MoleCherry asks us,

How do you like Bramblestar as a leader?

Lionblaze, did you ever like Icecloud?

Jayfeather, why did you break your stick? Do you think you'll get a new one?

Jayfeather: Bramblestar is pretty chill. He'll serve as a good leader.

Dovewing: WHY DID FIRESTAR HAVE TO DIE? *blows nose obnoxiously loud*

Lionblaze: I don't know... I mean, he DID lie about being my father, so...

Jayfeather: I have to agree. Mmm... 5/10.

Lionblaze: 5/10.

Lionblaze: And I only liked Icecloud as a friend.

Dovewing: DAT GIRL GOT FRIENDZOOOONED!

Icecloud: Eh?

Dovewing: GIRL, YOU JUST GOT FRIENDZONED BY LIONBLAZE!

Icecloud: What's a girl?

Jayfeather: I broke my stick because it was annoying. I hate Rock, I don't ship us anymore, and no, I HOPE I don't get a new one! Unless it communicates with Half Moon or something...

Dovewing: That is all the questions today!

Jayfeather: We hope you enjoyed this episode!

Lionblaze: Leave your question down below, and--

All: BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!

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