Before this begins, I want to dedicate this to Skywarriorbird. She has been going through a tough time, and still is, so I just wanted to take the time to address that. It isn't my story to tell, and I don't want to say anything she may not want me to say, so I'm settling this with something to say: You never know what someone may be going through, so treat people how you want to be treated. There is rudeness and unkindness on this Earth, and I hate everything about it.
I hope everything will be okay, Skywarriorbird. May StarClan light your path.
Jayfeather: Howdy, howdy, welcome to the 75th annual Hunger Games.
Dovewing: Game-changer.
Lionblaze: More like PLOT TWIST, because, like, we're in a book.
Jayfeather and Dovewing: *stares*
Lionblaze: But it's true...
Dovewing: Speaking of which, we should probably go ahead and answer the first question.
Jayfeather: Go, then.
Dovewing: Okay, jakkkke first asked us all, Out of you three, who is the best and who is the worst?
Lionblaze: *puffs chest out* I think it's pretty obvious that I'm the be--
Jayfeather: Obviously, Lionblaze is the worst.
Lionblaze: :O
Dovewing: At least it's not me.
Jayfeather: His ego fills up the whole of ThunderClan territory, let me tell you. And, also obvious, I am the best out of the Three.
Dovewing: HEY, WAIT A SECOND!
Jayfeather: Well, I heard the prophecy first, I got my power first, and no one can resist the awesomeness of Jayfeather, sooo... *shrugs* I'm the best.
Lionblaze: *starts singing through his tears* AROOOOUND...
Jayfeather: Anyway, roeckash asked us all, What power would you rather have, the power to go to the future or the power to go to the past?
Lionblaze: The future, so I can defeat all the robots and can become the Burger King!
Dovewing: I don't know, I would like to see how the Clans formed... eh, who am I kidding, the past sucked. FUTURE, HERE I COME!
Jayfeather: The past.
Dovewing: It's because you want to see Half Moon alive, don't you?
Jayfeather: STOP PRETENDING TO UNDERSTAND ME.
Lionblaze: Whoa, whoa, calm down, brother. Anyway, roeckash asked Dovewing, Would you rather live in WindClan or RiverClan?
Dovewing: Well, RiverClan swims and eats FISH and gets their paws all wet, so I have to say WindClan. Besides, ThunderClan is its neighbor. >:3 I doubt they would accept me, anyway.
Jayfeather: Good point.
Dovewing: Whoa, Jayfeather actually being NICE to me?! I thought the day would never come!
Dovewing: Also, roeckash asked Lionblaze, If you were a Twoleg, what would your name be?
Lionblaze: MoleCherry inspired this one with her story What Happens in Middle School, which you should definitely read, and that name is Lionel Blaze.
Jayfeather: It's actually Lionel Feather in her story, but Lionblaze tweaked it to match himself more.
Dovewing: Yeah. So finally, roeckash asked Jayfeather, Do you know any jokes?
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