Ask Jayfeather, Dovewing, and Lionblaze!

TOY CHICA AND REALLY AWKWARD MATINGS!!!

Lionblaze: FALALALALALAL DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY, FALALALALALALALALALA--

Dovewing: Hey! You hogged more of your fair shore of intros!

Jayfeather: Plus, Christmas is past!

Lionblaze: You're all just jealous because I'm sexy.

Jayfeather: Yeah, right. Anyway, we come back with eaglepaw54 ask Dovewing, Dovewing, what do you think of Toy Chica in Five Nights at Freddy's?

Me: *pops up* I just made a drawing of most of the Five Nights at Freddy's 2 characters! See? *points Toy Chica out to Dovewing* (no joke I just did I may post it in my drawing book)

Dovewing: Oh, um... she's weird. She looks like a weird, girlish, and metal piece of prey... with pointed teeth. In three words, weird, creepy, and... reminds me of Miley Cyrus a bit. *coughs*

Lionblaze: Seriously? Miley Cyrus? And she's a DUCK!

Me: CHICKEN!

Lionblaze: Duck, chicken, whatever. TheAuthorJay asks Jayfeather, Jayfeather, I'm your CLONE. Why would you think I was your twin?

Jayfeather: *groans* I FORGOT, okay? Just deal with it!

Dovewing: Be NICE, Jay! Ahem, okay--

Jayfeather: *mutters* You didn't say to be nice when those annoying cats Doveclaw and Willowclawwere all up in our fur...

Dovewing: Don'tsay anything mean! We're gonna get told on by them to the officials! Even though we don't like some people, BE NICE!

Jayfeather: YOU'RE saying this?! I should be the one who saysthat! They only bother you two, never me!

Lionblaze: Probably shouldn't say that...

Dovewing: *coughs again* Jayfeather's clone also asks Lionblaze, Lionblaze, Cinderheart's dying. What do you do?

Lionblaze: Relive the scene on Titanic, the never-let-go one, tell her how much I love her, and yell Jayfeather to hurry his romp up!!!

Lionblaze: Now, if you excuse me, TheDiscoFish2 asks Jayfeather, Jayfeather, would you rather save Dovewing or Lionblaze?

Jayfeather: Do you really need to ask? Lionblaze!

Dovewing: If you get left in a fire and everyone has retreated into somewhere safer but me, I won't save you. I'll let you die.

Jayfeather: Deal.

Dovewing: Jayfeather, Rykitty asked you, Jayfeather, what is the nicest thing you've ever done?

Jayfeather: Do my job. Next!

Lionblaze: Jay, Electricityyy asks you, Jayfeather, would you rather jump off a cliff or give up being a medicine cat?

Jayfeather: Jump off a cliff.

Lionblaze and Dovewing: *stare at him*

Jayfeather: So I could escape this miserable world and live with Half Moon.

Lionblaze: That's deep, bro.

Jayfeather:Why, thank you. Anyway, pinkipierocks asked Dovewing, Dovewing, would you rather have Tigerstar or Darkstripe as a mate?

Dovewing: Don't judge me or hate me, but... Tigerstar.

Lionblaze and Jayfeather: WHY???

Dovewing: Because he's related to Tigerheart. *blushes*

Lionblaze and Jayfeather: *facepaws*

Lionblaze:Next question is from MoleCherry, and she asks Dovewing, Dovewing, who would you rather kill, Jayfeather or Lionblaze?

Dovewing: Oh, well, obviously Jayfeather!

Jayfeather: *growls*

Dovewing: Didn't we clear that up with TheDiscoFish2's question?

Dovewing: Anyway, MoleCherry asks Lionblaze, Can you help demolish my best friend?

Lionblaze: Sure! *grabs the baseball bat he stole from Vinyl and whacks it against his paw*

Jayfeather: Haw-haw. xXShatteredwingXx asks Dovewing, Dovewing, did you know that my warriors fan club hates you because you are arrogant and messed with Bumblestripe's heart?

Dovewing:  Now I do! Read Bramblestar's Storm. NOW. Then stop bugging me about Bumblestripe, everybody, and if ANY of you do, then I'll take Lionblaze's chainsaw (which he stole from Vinyl) and KILL YOU ALL! And who says I was arrogant? *laughs maniacally*

Lionblaze: *whistles*

Dovewing: Anyway, Hater Shatteredwing asks Lionblaze, Lionblaze, who would you rather have as a mate? Heathertail, Honeyfern, or Poppyfrost?

Lionblaze: Honeyfern, because I hate Heathertail, and Poppyfrost is taken. Period.

Lionblaze: And Shatteredwing finally asks Jayfeather, Jayfeather, why are you so awesome?

Jayfeather: Nerdy_Jay asked me the same exact thing. I just AM, okay?

Jayfeather: Finally... *sighs* Wilowclaw asks Lionblaze, Lionblaze, who would you rather have as a mate? Heathertail or Sol?

Lionblaze: *sighs deeply, and walked away with MoleCherry to demolish her best friend with Vinyl's baseball bat*

Dovewing: *smirks* Ha-ha. He didn't answer AGAIN. Anyway, guys, that wraps things up! Leave your questions down below, and--

All: BYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!