Ask Jayfeather, Dovewing, and Lionblaze!

WOULD YOU RATHERS AND LOVE!

Dovewing: Wattpad is giving me ads for RWBY merch and it's just like WHY ARE YOU TAUNTING ME WITH THIS AWESOME STUFF I CAN'T HAVE???

Jayfeather: Nobody cares. Anyway, hi... we're back.

Lionblaze: YOU BET YOUR EVER-LOVIN' LIVES WE ARE!

Jayfeather: Okay, TheShadyPancham asked Dovewing, Would you rather have giant claws that could knock down trees in one slash that weren't retractable, or giant saber fangs that made you talk funny?

Dovewing: Nice question! I like it. Hmmm, I'd have to go with the giant saber fangs. With the giant claws, it would be a nightmare to catch prey. Plus, the warrior code says we shouldn't kill cats to win a battle. If I could rip a tree from its roots with one swipe, that would be... difficult.

Lionblaze: At least we don't have to listen to her anymore.

Dovewing: HEY!!

Dovewing: Anyway, TheShadyPancham asked Lionblaze, If Jayfeather turned into a muffin, would you eat him?

Lionblaze: Depends on which kind he is.

Jayfeather: Oh yeah, because THAT'S reassuring.

Lionblaze: Glad I could help!

Jayfeather: -_____-

Lionblaze: Then TheShadyPancham asked Jayfeather, Would you rather be a rouge or a kittypet?

Jayfeather: Well, I would rather be a rouge, but I know I can't survive on my own. I would survive as a kittypet, though unhappily.

Dovewing: Unless you turn to the dark side and become all-powerful.

Jayfeather: Um... what?

Lionblaze: Nothing. Just ask the next question!

Jayfeather: Okay, sheesh! Finally, TheShadyPancham asked all of us, How would you react if everyone suddenly turned into big cats, and what would you want to turn into?

Dovewing: I think I would try to live with them normally, and I want to be a big cat like them so I can fit in.

Lionblaze: Same, except I want to be SUPER RIPPED!!!

Jayfeather: No. I want to be a stick.

Dovewing and Lionblaze: *stares*

Jayfeather: Then socialize with my other stick. Screw you guys.

Dovewing: Weirdo. Anyway, our good buddy ariesgirl5962 asked Jayfeather, What do you think of your fangirls?

Jayfeather: ...I have fangirls...? Since when did that happen?

Lionblaze: Since you, were, like, born.

Jayfeather: I didn't know!

Dovewing: We'll tell you later.

Jayfeather: If you say so... Well, ariesgirl5962 also asked Lionblaze, Would you rather go on a quest that was pointless, or go on a hunting party and be the only one without food?

Lionblaze: Good question. I'd have to choose the hunting party one, because that would take way less time than a quest, and I'd more useful to my Clan than if I was off on a quest.

Lionblaze: Finally, ariesgirl5962 asked Dovewing, How's your sister? And are you and Tigerheart still friends? You seemed distant in The Last Hope.

Dovewing: Ivypool's great, thanks! And I don't care what those Erin Hunter Twolegs say, TIGERHEART AND DOVEWING, TOGETHER FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!

Jayfeather: So much dedication to a ShadowClan cat.