Ask Jayfeather, Dovewing, and Lionblaze!

The Three have headaches... thanks guys...

Dovewing: 43 comments... Jesus, guys, we had headaches reading all that stuff!

Jayfeather: Seriously? This is gonna be a long chapter...

Lionblaze: Well, we better get on with the first question, then.

Jayfeather: Okay, Rykitty asks Lionblaze, Lionblaze, who would you rather kill? Heathertail or Breezepelt? And why?

Lionblaze: Hmm... good questIon... Well, Breezepelt's my half-brother, and I really want to kill him, but I think it's wrong to kill kin, no matter how much you hate them, and I hate Heathertail, so Heathertail, because she's awful, really. Do I need to say more?

Dovewing: Doveclaw asks Lionblaze, Lionblaze, why don't you love Heathertail?

Lionblaze: *bares teeth* Because she's a WindClan scum!

Lionblaze: Doveclaw asks Dovewing, Dovewing, why don't you love Bumblestripe?

Dovewing: OH MY GOD, DOVECLAW AND WILLOWCLAW, I DON'T CARE ABOUT SPOILERS, IN BRAMBLESTAR'S STORM IT SPECIFICALLY STATES BUMBLESTRIPE AND I ARE MATES!!! I GAVE UP TIGERHEART, AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW PAINFUL THAT WAS FOR ME!!! YOU CAN SHUT YOUR MUZZLES ABOUT ME AND BUMBLESTRIPE NOW!

Jayfeather: Cheers to Dovewing for doing the impossible. Doveclaw also asks Dovewing, Do you think Lionblaze should be with Heathertail?

Dovewing: Not one bit! They were never meant for each other! Lionblaze made a big mistake meeting Heathertail like that!

Lionblaze: ...Thanks Dovewing...

Dovewing: You're welcome, Lionblaze! Doveclaw also asks Jayfeather, Jayfeather, do you tink Lionblaze should be with Heathertail?

Jayfeather: Insert Dovewing's rant here.

Lionblaze: Finally, Doveclaw asks Jayfeather, Jayfeather, who would you rather be mates with, Willowshine, Mothwing, or Cinderheart?

Jayfeather: Obviously Cinderheart.

Lionblaze: I'm going to shred you to pieces and throw your remains in the lake.

Jayfeather: I'm glad you care.

Jayfeather: Anyway, pinkipierocks asked Dovewing, Dovewing, if Tigerheart said he didn't love you would you rather, a) jump off a cliff or b) kill Tigerheart and be mates with Bumblestripe?

Dovewing: If Tigerheart says he doesn't love me, life isn't worth living anymore, so jump off a cliff.

Jayfeather: That's Dovewing for you, everybody.

Dovewing: pinkipierocks also asks Jayfeather, Who do you like more, Hollyleaf or Lionblaze?

Lionblaze: Everybody knows the answer! Obviously, me, since I'm the sexiest tom alive!

Jayfeather: Lionblaze, yeah. But not for that reason.

Hollyleaf: *appears* OH, NO YOU DID-N'T!

Lionblaze: At least I'm not dead and a warrior code prick.

Hollyleaf: THAT'S AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE!!!!!

Lionblaze: Shut your face for me, sis.

Jayfeather: Yeah, Hollyleaf. pinkipierocks asked Lionblaze, Lionblaze, would you rather steal Cloudtail's cookies or Firestar's toffee?

Lionblaze: Cloudtail's cookies!

Cloudtail: *runs at him with a chainsaw* I'LL NEVER LET YOU LIVE IF YOU STEAL ONE MORE OF MY PRECIOUS COOKIES!!!!!