Ask Jayfeather, Dovewing, and Lionblaze!

PERCY JACKSON AND POWERS TAKEN AWAY BY A FISH!

Dovewing: Reindeers are better than Twolegs, and yes, I'm talking about youuuu!!!

Jayfeather: *singing in the same tone as her* Oh my StarClan, Dovewing, Frozen was a year ago!

Lionblaze: *also singing in the same tone* And welcome to our show!

Jayfeather: We hate you too.

Lionblaze: D: But I'm the sexiest one here!

Jayfeather: Yeah, right. So, MoleCherry asked this loser, Lionblaze, if you and Cinderheart have another litter of kits, would you name one after me?

Dovewing: *obnoxiously blows nose and wails* WHY DID SHE HAVE TO GO???

Lionblaze: What would I name him or her? Molekit or Cherrykit? Well, uh, sure, I guess.

Lionblaze: Uh, anyway, MoleCherry asks Dovewing--

Dovewing: MY BEST FRIEND!!!

Lionblaze: -Dovewing, do you feel normal without your powers?

Dovewing: I don't feel normal at all without my powers, ghost of Michelle.

Dovewing: Finally, MoleCherry asks Jayfeather, or grumpy stick-obsess, Jayfeather, if medicine cats had the power to heal with one touch, would you use this power or leave cats to their fate?

Jayfeather: *laughs maniacally* LEAVE THEM TO THEIR FATE.

Dovewing and Lionblaze: ...

Jayfeather: That's right, you sons of guns. Anyway, before my brother kills me for being the selfish fox-heart I am, xXSilverspiritXx asks Lionblaze, Lionblaze, why do you suddenly fall in love with Cinderheart after your walk in Fading Echoes?

Lionblaze: Because our walk was tremendously romantic and it bonded us together and I realized how awesome and beautiful she is! NOW SHUT IT ABOUT IT.

Dovewing: Don't be harsh to the audience! They ask good questions! Silverspirit also asks Jayfeather, Jayfeather, if Rock hadn't told you to come back to the future would you have stayed with Half Moon and had kits with her?

Jayfeather: *pushes glasses up that just suddenly appeared* Yep.

Lionblaze: xXSilverspiritXx finally asks Dovewing, Dovewing, why are you so dumb?

Dovewing: *coldly stares* I have no idea what you're talking about.

Jayfeather: How's THAT for a good question? *laughs*

Dovewing: *rolls eyes* At least I'm not blind like a loser.

Lionblaze: No offense to any blind people.

Jayfeather: How can blind Twolegs be offended? They can't read this. This isn't typed in Braille.

Lionblaze: Maybe the audience knows some blind people!!

Jayfeather: So?

Dovewing: You suck.

Jayfeather: You too. Anyway, wishfulina asks all three of us, Percy Jackson?

Lionblaze: Percy Catson? Yeah, I know Percy Catson! HIGH FIVE!

Dovewing: Que?

Jayfeather: I don't give a care who that mouse-brain is. Next!

Lionblaze: wishfulina asks Dovewing, Dovewing, what's your favorite dessert?

Dovewing: Mouse pie! *holds up a mince pie*