LOCKED UP IN A CLOSET AND JAYFEATHER'S MAN PERIOD!

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Jayfeather: Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend.

Dovewing: No way, no way, Jayfeather's ga-ay?

Lionblaze: HEY HEY, YOU YOU, I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

Jayfeather: STOP. STOP. PLEASE STOP.

Lionblaze: D:

Dovewing: Lionblaze, seriously. You were never meant to be included in our singing.

Lionblaze: DD:

Jayfeather: Anyway, hello everybody, I guess. D0veWing got off today because there was, like, four inches of snow, so yippee.

Dovewing: I'm gonna read the first question 'cause I'm awesome! Kay, so TheAuthorJay asks all of us, If I made clones of Dovewing and Lionblaze, not Jayfeather because I'm you, what would you do, attack or befriend me and make clones of your favorite stuff?

Lionblaze: ATTACK!!!!! *unsheathes claws*

Dovewing: Oh, come on, Lionblaze, what's the harm? My clone could love Bumblestripe while I can still visit Tigerheart. :3 So I'll befriend you and make clones of my favorite stuff.

Jayfeather: *rolls eyes* When will you learn? Okay, so Pcv102401 asked my favorite question ever, Lionblaze, what is wrong with your head?

Lionblaze: *laughs and then goes silent* ...I have no idea what you're talking about.

Lionblaze: Pcv102401 also asks Dovewing, Dovewing, how would you feel if Ivypool was killed or taken away by Twolegs?

Dovewing: *sobs* I'LL MISS HER SO MUCH AND FEEL REALLY SAAAAAD!

Dovewing: *wipes her nose* A-anyway, Pcv102401 finally asked Jayfeather, Jayfeather, what would you do if you couldn't find your stick and I gave it to you as a present?

Jayfeather: Accept it and staring at you coldly while I think insults at you angrily... and they won't be pretty.

Lionblaze: Gruesome!

Jayfeather: Then Rykitty asked Dovewing, Dovewing, who do you like the most, Breezepelt, Berrynose, or Darkstripe?

Dovewing: Well, Breezepelt and Berrynose are unbearable, and I never met Darkstripe, so Darkstripe. How bad could he be?

Jayfeather: You'd be surprised...

 Dovewing: Shut it, badger-mouth. Anyway, Rykitty finally asked Lionblaze, Lionblaze, who would you save from the Great Battle if you could, Hollyleaf or Firestar?

Lionblaze: Well, all leaders die at some point, and it was only right for Firestar to die a noble death, so it had to be his time at some point, so I would save Hollyleaf if I could.

Lionblaze: Wow, that got deep... Heheh, well, lollygraduate asked Jayfeather, Jayfeather, do you wanna build a snowman?

Jayfeather: NO.

Dovewing: Then lollygraduate also asked Lionblaze, Lionblaze, what would you say if I told you where the biggest, yummiest cookie is?

Lionblaze: I would say 'Thanks, gotta go!' then go find the cookie!

Lionblaze: Next, Secretariat1 asked Jayfeather, Why wouldn't you want Half Moon back?

Jayfeather: I do want her back. Why wouldn't I?

Dovewing: WHO IS THIS HALF MOON???

Jayfeather: Dumbwing alert, Dumbwing alert! Anyway, spottedleaf12155 asked Dove, Dovewing, do you want to fly?

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