HOMESTUCK AND NICKI MINAJ'S ANACONDA.

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Dovewing: Reindeer are better than Twolegs... YEAH, RIGHT KIRSTOFF, CATS ARE THE BEST OF ALL! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

Jayfeather: Excuse my cousin's crazy personality...

Lionblaze: Hello, everyone!

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Jayfeather Why are you covered in dirt and have scorch marks everywhere?

Lionblaze: Oh, Vinyl killed me with her bazooka so I was sent to the grave. But I came back, ready for revenge! *holds a rocket launcher*

Dovewing: So technically, you're a zombie.

Lionblaze: Yep!

Jayfeather: ALRIGHT, so VriskaSerket1010 asked us, Have you guys ever read Homestuck? If so. who are your favorite characters?

Dovewing: C'mon, guys, who reads anymore?

Jayfeather: Strange of you to say... D0veWing loves to read, it's one of her favorite hobbies.

Me: *waves a flag with Dumbledore's face on it* I NEVER READ HOMESTUCK!

Lionblaze: Who ever heard of zombies reading?

Jayfeather: No, none of us did.

Dovewing; Next question is from MoleCherry! She asks, What do you guys think of Anaconda?

Lionblaze: BOY TOY NAMED TROY LIVED IN DETROIT.

Jayfeather and Dovewing: *watches the video*

Dovewing:... KITS GO ON THERE.

Jayfeather: It soiunds terrible. End of story.

Lionblaze: Take that back!!! Nicki Minaj is 90% butt and 10% awesomeness!

Dovewing: And Tigerheart is NOT dead! Why don't you and di Angelo go die in a hole?

Lionblaze: That's harsh, Dove!

Dovewing: I know. I'm sorry.

Lionblaze: Jayfeather, do you like the song Wiggle?

Jayfeather: 'Ey! Wiggle ya way outta here!

Dovewing: That's not the song... at all...

Jayfeather: *listens to the song*

Jayfeather: *plugs ears* StarClan! Nicki Minaj, this... thing... gah! Too much booty!

Lionblaze: This is so entertaining. I love my job.

Dovewing: Anyway, guys, that was... something, I don't know. Leave any questions you have for us below, and--

All: BYYYYYEEE!

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