Ask Jayfeather, Dovewing, and Lionblaze!

DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWTOM? WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BE LOYAL!

Dovewing: *strums a harp* HEEYY MY FRIENDS OUT THERE! WELCOME TO THE QNA WITH US!

Jayfeather: *takes the harp and breaks it* NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL.

Dovewing: ?

Lionblaze: *sigh* Look, if you loved your stick so much, why did you break it?

Jayfeather: ROCK CHEATED ON ME.

Dovewing: Double what?

Lionblaze: You also loved a rock?

Dovewing: FORGET ABOUT JAYFEATHER'S WEIRD OBSESSION WITH NATURAL OBJECTS! Exoticstar asks us all, 'Do you wanna build a snowtom?'

Jayfeather: NO.

Lionblaze: YES! FROZEN! LET'S GET MARRIED!

Cinderheart: *glares at him, reloading a shotgun*

Dovewing: CAN TIGERHEART JOIN US? :3

Dovewing: This is from deathscar13: To Lionblaze and Jayfeather, do you guys miss Hollyleaf?? And I LOVE YOU LIONBLAZE AND JAYFEATHER!!!!

Jayfeather: Dude, we ALL miss Hollyleaf. I miss Hollyleaf, he misses Hollyleaf, he, she, we miss Hollyleaf.

Lionblaze: You like me better, right?

Dovewing: Ouch, my heart...

Jayfeather: NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR HEART! 'Cause _Roseflower_ asks you, Why do you love Tigerheart so much, Dovewing?

Dovewing: Didn't you read the books??? If you did, he's PERFECTION! <333

Jayfeather: She also asks Lionblaze, Lionblaze, when you and Heathertail were meeting each other, didn't you two pretend you had kits together?

Lionblaze: *blushes* U-uh, no! E-even if we d-did, which w-we didn't, those days are o-over now! L-let's not dwell on the past!

Dovewing: Yeah, they did. It's obvious to tell.

Lionblaze: ANYWAY, SHE ALSO ASKS JAYFEATHER, Jayfeather, I love you! And so do our kits. Jayfeather, if you had to pick Dovewing or Ivypool as a mate, who would you pick?

Jayfeather: W-wait... we have kits?

Dovewing: UNLOYAL!

Jayfeather: SO ARE YOU! And didn't I answer this question before?

Lionblaze: Yeah, I think so.

Jayfeather: So the admin will save our lazy butts and put the link to the question in the comments!

Me: Fine! *raises a hand* But let me speak to our lovely Roseflower for one second... JAYFEATHER'S MINE, SISTA!

Jayfeather: Geez... fangirls! *shudders*

Lionblaze: Anyway, MoleCherry asks Dovewing, What would you do if Tigerheart loved another she-cat?

Dovewing: Oh, you know! Go in a deep, dark depression, eat kittypet slop, and sleep outdoors in the leaf-bare, covered in snow! And possibly get hypothermia!...W-wait... DOES HE LOVE ANOTHER SHE-CAT???

Jayfeather: YES, NOW GET OVER HIM!

Dovewing: She also asks Lionblaze, If you were leader for a day, who would you exile first?

Lionblaze: MILLIE. DEFINITELY MILLIE. Or maybe Jayfeather... decisions, decisions...

Jayfeather: HEY!!!

Dovewing: Haha, anyways, that's the end of this here episode!

Lionblaze: Comment your questions for us!

Jayfeather: AND BYE, CRAZY STRANGERS!!!