Ask Jayfeather, Dovewing, and Lionblaze!

LIFE AND FLYING ABILITIES!!!

Lionblaze: *dancing with shades on*

Dovewing: *takes shades off and crushes them on the floor*

Lionblaze: D: WHYYYYYYYYY?

Jayfeather: *sips coffee* We have to answer more questions. Yaaay. Life is fun and full of rainbows and magic and candy.

Dovewing: Oh, cheer up! You could be starving, drowning, suffocating, hurting, dehydrationing...

Jayfeather: Dehydrationing isn't a word.

Dovewing: NOW IT IS!

Lionblaze: Please, someone put that on urban dictionary.

Jayfeather: YADA, YADA, WHATEVER. Okay, so TheEntireStarClan first asked Dovewing, Do you know who Ivypool likes?

Dovewing: I don't know. *shrugs* Some cats think she's in love with Hawkfrost, but that's impossible, because he died, and he's evil and stuff. Plus, he's WAY older than her.

Lionblaze: Didn't Vicky want her with Toadstep or someone? I read an article about it...

Dovewing: Why don't you ask Ivypool, StarClan?

Lionblaze: Yeah! Maybe there'll be some crazy love triangle...

Jayfeather: Squares are cool, too.

Lionblaze: NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SQUARES! Anyway, TheEntireStarClan asked Jayfeather, Do you think it'll be okay to be mates with Briarlight, since she can't have kits?

Jayfeather: Nooo... I don't even like Briarlight in that way. I mean, I like her, but I don't love her. The medicine cat code strictly says medicine cats can't have mates and/or kits. Besides, I'm not interested.

Dovewing: Says the cat who Twolegs ship with, like, everything.

Jayfeather: *glares*

Dovewing: Anyway, TheEntireStarClan asked Lionblaze, What is life?

Lionblaze: You see, when a Swedish Fish is dropped on the floor, its first reaction is to go to Sweden, because Swedish Fish are Swedish. But sadly, Swedish Fish don't have money, so they can't pay a taxi or ride a plane to Sweden. The Swedish Fish turns sad, and then a police officer puts a littering ticket on it. Then it dies.

Dovewing: What if the Swedish Fish are already in Sweden?

Lionblaze: Then the Swedish Fish dies happy.

Jayfeather: Edgar Allen Poe should write that. Telltale Swedish Fish.

Dovewing: Anyway, Samy144 asked Jayfeather, Why do people ship you with the stick?

Jayfeather: I HATE THAT STICK!!!! *begins to cry* IT TOOK ME ON THE WORST DATES AND IT'S NOT EVEN A DAPPER GENTLEMAN!!!!

Lionblaze: Why did you break it?

Jayfeather: BECAAUSE STICKS SUCK.

Dovewing: Well... there you go, I guess.

Jayfeather: Then XxMistyTheCatxX asked Dovewing, Do you like Jayfeather better than Lionblaze?

Dovewing: *makes a face* No. Lionblaze was my mentor, and Jayfeather is a crazy old blind medicine cat that didn't want to save Ivypool from the Dark Forest. Plus, Lionblaze was invincible, which is cool.

Jayfeather: WHO ARE YOU CALLING OLD????

Lionblaze: Wait, if you're old... THEN I'M OLD TOO! D: *cries*