Dovewing: Hey, guys! We're back! *waves*
Lionblaze: We totally toured around the world with Pierce the Veil. They're awesome dudes, and we went to Australia, Los Angeles, even Antarctica... the penguins there totally enjoyed their show.
Jayfeather: Yeah, we weren't just lazing around or anything...
Lionblaze: SHHHHHHHH!!! DON'T BLOW OUR COVER!
Dovewing: STARCLAN JAYFEATHER. WHY CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT, OH MY GOD.
Jayfeather: What's a God?
Lionblaze: ...Did Jaime keep the yellow streak in his hair? I hope he kept the yellow streak in his hair.
Dovewing: *sighs* We have to answer questions now. The first one's from TheEntireStarClan, and they asked Jayfeather, What would you do if Berrynose wanted to be a medicine cat and Leafpool died, so you had to mentor him? Would you kill him like you killed Flametail?
Jayfeather: WHOA. Whoa, there, I tried to SAVE Flametail. He died of NATURAL CAUSES IN THE WATER. He DROWNED. I don't know what stuff Dawnpelt's brainwashing you with, but I will need to get my emergency duct-tape out--
Lionblaze: Oh, no... NOT THE EMERGENCY DUCT TAPE! *cries*
Jayfeather: Besides, I have Alderpaw. Berrynose can't be my apprentice. Also, if Alderpaw doesn't make it, I'll just put a restraining order on Berrynose. There. Problem solved.
Dovewing: Never mind that he's maturing...
Lionblaze: Berrynose is not physically capable to mature. It isn't in his blood.
Jayfeather: Never mind that Flametail is in StarClan, and the question was asked by the entire StarClan...
Dovewing: I thought he said you didn't murder him?
Lionblaze: WHO CARES? The next question is also by TheEntireStarClan, and they ask us all, Have you seen the warrior cat rap battles made by Blimexi?
Dovewing: We've seen one...
Jayfeather: Well, I HEARD one...
Dovewing: ...and no one liked it. We saw it a long time ago--
Lionblaze: --WHILE WE WERE ON VACATION WITH THE MARVELOUS PIERCE THE VEIL MEMBERS.
Jayfeather: No one believes that anymore, Lionblaze. We only saw the Rainflower vs. Spiderleg one, so we didn't even see the ones we were in.
Lionblaze; Even though I obviously defeated Breezepelt.
Jayfeather: Okay, the next one came from roeckash, and he or she asks us all, What would you do if a cat came to camp wearing kittypelt clothes?
Dovewing: What are clothes?
Lionblaze: It doesn't matter! A kittypet is trespassing into our territory AND camp! *bares teeth* CHASE IT OFF!!
Jayfeather: I'll let Lionblaze be the muscle...
Dovewing: Yeah. Me too. Anyway, roeckash also asked Jayfeather, Who's your favorite cat in ThunderClan?
Jayfeather: I don't have a favorite cat. I have no favorites at all. Favorites are for cats who have souls, and I do not have a soul.
Lionblaze: I'll answer too, since Roe said it was okay. My favorite cat is Cinderheart. :3
Jayfeather: YOU AND YOUR DISGUSTING EMOTIONS.
Dovewing: Mine is Ivypool. She's my best bud.
Jayfeather: *gags*
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